The Altera Centauri collection has been brought up to date by Darsnan. It comprises every decent scenario he's been able to find anywhere on the web, going back over 20 years.
25 themes/skins/styles are now available to members. Check the select drop-down at the bottom-left of each page.
Call To Power 2 Cradle 3+ mod in progress: https://apolyton.net/forum/other-games/call-to-power-2/ctp2-creation/9437883-making-cradle-3-fully-compatible-with-the-apolyton-edition
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator
Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.
Funko's been coopted. He told me that as part of the deal to become OT mod they requested he stop making pun threads. Because he was so desperate for internet power, he agreed.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet newt on his shoulder. When the bartender asks him about the newt's name, the guy answers "Tiny". The bartender finds it a strange name for a newt, and mentions so to the guy, who replies "Well, I named it like that because its my newt."
Two Mexican peanuts were rolling down the street en el barrio when Juan was assaulted, ese.
For the Mexican intolerant: Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted... peanut.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier
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