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  • #31
    What women do you go for?
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    • #32
      Well they aren't hairy and they have a youthfull appearance ect. but I never understood Yellow fever myself either. Not curvy enough.

      What do you think of Hispanic girls? They would probably go for you.
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      • #33
        Hispanic (although the right type... not dwarf-looking Mexicans )
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        • #34
          I was really attracted to my EVIL ***** of a woman ex... I thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world to me

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          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #35
            She has a nice face. BTW Did she have any Puerto Rican/Dominican/Cuban ancestors? A Cuban girl I know looks just like her.
            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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            • #36
              She was mixed... a Mulatto, you'd call her... Black and... Croatian

              Her last name was an Anglicization of Kuspilic. That's Croatian, right?

              Her Black side though wasn't particularly Black. Her mother was the same complexion as her. So she's a bit of an Octaroon, I suppose.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #37
                I haven't heard those terms in years. I figured people would get all outraged. They probably would if I said it.
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                • #38
                  That's cause you're a Texan.

                  And we've called Heraclitus out on it before
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Albert Speer View Post
                    She was mixed... a Mulatto, you'd call her... Black and... Croatian

                    Her last name was an Anglicization of Kuspilic. That's Croatian, right?

                    Her Black side though wasn't particularly Black. Her mother was the same complexion as her. So she's a bit of an Octaroon, I suppose.
                    Yeah that's a Croatian name. Did she by any chance know any of the dad's language? Or was he like a second or third generation Croatian-American?

                    I don't know if Octaroon is the proper term. Her mom was Hispanic right? If so she probably had Native American admixture.
                    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                    • #40
                      No her mom was 'Black', not Hispanic. Just very very light-skinned. There was obviously mixing going on back generations. In the US, people get called 'Black' even if they're only 1/8th Black. Ask Sloww, his state was famous for stuff like that.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Albert Speer View Post
                        No her mom was 'Black', not Hispanic. Just very very light-skinned.
                        Sorry. Misunderstood you, you mentioned your ex right after praising Hispanic girls. Dosen't help that Hispanics can be of any race.
                        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                        • #42
                          Hera:

                          No, several generations in the US, so I doubt that was any Croatian knowledge. She barely even knew her origins. Besides, her father wasn't very involved in her life. Maybe contributed to her prostitution and stripping.

                          Come to Philly if you think she's cute. I hear you can **** her for a couple dollars.
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Albert Speer View Post
                            Hera:

                            No, several generations in the US, so I doubt that was any Croatian knowledge. She barely even knew her origins. Besides, her father wasn't very involved in her life. Maybe contributed to her prostitution and stripping.
                            Raised by her mom?

                            Originally posted by Albert Speer View Post
                            Hera:
                            Come to Philly if you think she's cute. I hear you can **** her for a couple dollars.
                            Seriusly dude I would have blown a gasket if I found out my GF was a prosititute. Did you find out after you two broke up or did you break up when you found out?

                            BTW You're probably lucky you didn't have sex with her. No condom + prostitute = STD
                            Last edited by Heraclitus; June 5, 2010, 18:28.
                            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                            • #44
                              Yeah it's good I've developed a Zen approach to things like this out of my control. It just irritates me because I was so used, I can't believe someone could have been so two-faced for so long and treat me like utter **** like this. And she's just ruining her life when she's at the very least a very beautiful young woman.

                              And you don't know the half of it... I dated her for 5 years... bought her two cars, paid her insurance, paid her phone bill, gave her money all the time (she had open access to my ATM card/pin), did her nursing homework, groveled at her feet in every way... I estimate I spent over $30,000 on her over the course of those 5 years (and I never made more than $10/hr during that period, usually in the $6-$8/hr range)... and add in all the stress like her crazy antics... where she would look in my phone, see female friends texted me, and throw my phone into the wall and always acting like I was cheating on her.



                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                              • #45
                                How much sex do you think that $30K could have bought me? crazy.
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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