I Need Ideas for an Android Killer App

[onodera]

Make a good photo-aid app. All the current ones suck. I would write one myself, but my religion forbids me from touching Java, and MonoDroid isn't out yet and will cost too much money for an indie dev.
Make the phone camera work like an exposure meter for this app, and it'll be a killer app.

[Asher]

Use the native development kit then...C++

[DaShi]

Write an app that puts cat whiskers on people you view through the camera.

[Al B. Sure!]

Most digital cameras have face recognition software so I imagine top of the line cellphones do as well... Shouldn't be too hard to program whiskers although they might be a bit off.

[duke o' york]

Make an app that electrocutes people when they start talking about how good their phone is to uninterested friends.

[DaShi]

Make an app that includes easy to make recipes for those that spend a lot of time in different countries.

[DaShi]

Make an app that randomly has the phone vibrate when it is in your pants' pocket.

[Snotty]

make a soundboard app so you can annoy callers with preselected audio clips

[onodera]

Use the native development kit then...C++

My programming religion is an Abrahamic^Wmanaged one.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Sorry, I should have been more specific, I mean a two way translator. And a smart one at that, one that figures out what two languages you are speaking and starts translating both for you.

I'm talking Star Trek universal translator, or at least one that seems like it. Although the Star Trek one could learn new languages, that would be beyond the scope of this app.