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  • I have a piece of paper

    Allegedly it is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

  • #2
    Wipe your ass and show the man what you think of it all.
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    • #3
      I assume this is your degree?
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Use it to start the fireplace or charcoal cooker, whichever comes first.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Asher View Post
          I assume this is your degree?
          If it's a filahsofee degree, he should frame it and display it prominently.
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6




            Yay!
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #7
              I guess he passed his actuarial exam...
              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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              • #8
                No he graduated college!
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                • #9
                  That paper is not worth anything. The character of the man whose name is on it means far more than any piece of paper.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    Your piece of paper might not be worth anything, but a dual math/cs major from CMU is.
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                    • #11
                      Congrats!
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                      • #12
                        grats


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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                          Your piece of paper might not be worth anything, but a dual math/cs major from CMU is.
                          What?

                          A diploma means nothing. It's about the man behind it and what he can do. That is the truth.
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #14
                            Diplomas mean nothing
                            Degrees mean something

                            I forget if this distinction exists in America, but it does in Canada

                            College -> Diplomas (2 yr)
                            University -> Degrees (4 yr)
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              Asher:

                              A diploma is the physical piece of paper.

                              In the U.S., the word diploma usually refers to the actual document received at the end of higher education. This can lead to some confusion when persons who obtained a degree in the USA are presenting their academic credentials in other countries.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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