****ing magnets, how do they work?

[Hauldren Collider]

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[Theben]

In 20 years, cars will be driven by magnets. Fact.

If I get my way, it'll be less than 10.

[-Jrabbit]

Ask Venus Flytrap.

[Snotty]

Forget magnets, I want to know how gravity works

[Japher]

Magnets: Magnets are the bastard sons of certain metals that are separated from their parents at birth. When you get a magnet near the metal that it is born from it tries to cling to it. That is why not all metals are magnetic; because they haven't had kids yet.

Gravity: It is actually a myth that gravity is a result of the centripetal force of a rotating body of mass. In fact, gravity is "the man" keeping you, and everyone else down. The man doesn't hate everyone equally, which is why gravity effects different bodies differently.

[KrazyHorse]

Gravity: It is actually a myth that gravity is a result of the centripetal force of a rotating body of mass.

I've never heard that myth

[MRT144]

I've never heard that myth

It also wouldn't make sense if you thought about it it for more than .5 seconds.

[Thoth]

Forget magnets, I want to know how gravity works

Gravity sucks.

[N35t0r]

Oh. I always thought it blew from above.

[Japher]

I've never heard that myth

dude... and you with a PhD in physics...