****ing magnets, how do they work?

[Drake Tungsten]

Wrong answer. I would've accepted "****ing rainbows", "everything chilling underwater", or even "long-necked giraffes".

[N35t0r]

Not everything chills underwater. I once pushed a friend into a pool, and he was visibly angrier when he emerged.

[Drake Tungsten]

Your friend is obviously not a miracle, then.

[SlowwHand]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetism

[Asher]

In 20 years, cars will be driven by magnets. Fact.

[loinburger]

The magnet uprising will be swift and terrible. First they will take our cars, then they will take our white women. We will have nothing left to live for.

[Asher]

Only thing we can do now is start hoarding filipinas

[Guynemer]

Juggalos

[Imran Siddiqui]

And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist. Y’all mother****ers lying, and getting me pissed.

I knew we'd catch you at some point!

[SlowwHand]

At least he spelled it correctly.

[Solomwi]

Magnets work by tapping into the zero-point energy that we all carry within us. It lives within us, and binds all living and non-living things. The same forces that create magnetism are responsible for telekinesis and psychic phenomenon, because those who exhibit such abilities are able to tap into that zero-point energy that resides within us all. Hope this helps. Crystals.

[Tattila the Hun]

[geek] As O'Neill would say, "Magnets". [/geek]

[Drake Tungsten]

I knew we'd catch you at some point!

The retarded spelling is completely appropriate for this thread.

At least he spelled it correctly.

You read at the same level as a Juggalo, so it's only appropriate that you'd also spell like one.

[DRoseDARs]

Matter can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be converted to energy and vice versa. When a sock disappears, its mass is converted into magnetic force energy. This produces a strong sucking force, not unlike ur mom.

[flipside]

Like two spiders cut in half who are horny and willing to stick their **** in anything but are terrified if they turn their back it'll be them that gets ****ed.