Artsy people are awesome at economics

[Dinner]

This is my way of saying **** you for asking.

[Dinner]

http://www.mensjournal.com/top-five-beer-towns

Savor it, my friends. Suck it slowly and savor it.

[Asher]

this is my way of saying **** you for asking.

That's right

MOTHER F U C K I N G SAN DIEGO

****ing queen

[MRT144]

http://www.mensjournal.com/top-five-beer-towns

Savor it, my friends. Suck it slowly and savor it.

That list is bull****. Any time that Portland ranks above Seattle in anything the list is suspect.

[Dinner]

That's right

MOTHER F U C K I N G SAN DIEGO

****ing queen

http://www.mensjournal.com/top-five-beer-towns

Savor it, my friends. Suck it slowly and savor it.

Hmm, suck it.

[SlowwHand]

Anytime Philly is on the Top Anything of anything that's positive, it's suspect.

[Asher]

Hmm, suck it.

What kind of ****ing idiot trusts Men's Journal to rate beer?

Honestly?

[Dinner]

That list is bull****. Any time that Portland ranks above Seattle in anything the list is suspect.

Potland (no misspelling) has way more breweries and much better beer. Just accept it. Seattle is better then most but not a top five city.

[Dinner]

What kind of ****ing idiot trusts Men's Journal to rate beer?

Honestly?

Would you prefer ratebeer.com or beeradvocate.com? Face it, we're #1! We're #1!



Our beer is better and Calgary isn't even an also ran. You're not even on the list.

[Asher]

All three of those sites are ****.

Frankly, no American can judge beer. It's impossible. You have provenly horrible taste.

And no, Canada's not much better in that department.

[Asher]

Honestly the only things San Diego are #1 in:
1) Availability of gay sailors
2) Availability of hipster bottom guys
3) Availability of emo twinks
4) Availability of extra small condoms
5) Availability of magazines talking about how awesome San Diego is

[Asher]

Keep in mind I've been to San Diego three times. I'm an expert in all things San Diego.

People who live there don't have the same worldly perspective as I do.

[MRT144]

Potland (no misspelling) has way more breweries and much better beer. Just accept it. Seattle is better then most but not a top five city.

Bull****. You don't know **** about beer. I bet Corona is the top selling beer in SD.

[SlowwHand]

San Diego has perfect weather for me. That may not seem like a lot, but I don't ask for much.

[Asher]

Here's an interesting fully scientific discovery:

A) Hipsters -> Always bottoms
B) Hipsters -> Always small penises

Are these connected? A: YEs, because no one wants a tiny top (just ask the Koreans)

C) Sailors -> Usually bottoms
D) Sailors -> Usually small penises

E) San Diego is composed only of hipsters and sailors

Given A + B+ C + D + E, it is scientifically proven that San Diego is full of bottoms with below average penis sizes.

We also know that people with small penises who are submissive seuxal partners also talk up a mean game to compensate. This is why there's so many SAN DIEGO IS AWESOME proclamations when anyone who has been to the city can tell you it's not ****ing awesome.

These are scientific facts, so I will preemptively tell you to CHECK YOUR FACTS before talking bak