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  • #1

    Will they fix that oil spill thingie or do they just wait....

    ...until all the oil has come out so that the inner Earth is completely empty and can be turned into a bunker in case of a nuclear war against Iran?!?

    [Serious]So now that the funnel operation didn't work, what are the best options to deal with the prob?[Seriously] [Serious] [Serious]
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  • #2
    i believe the next stage is an intensive program of prayer...
    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

    "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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    • #3
      Earth is going to war against Iran? whoa, an Iranian Islamic Empire... in space! :drugs:
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        From what I can tell, and what the usually big-oil-conspiracy-theorist news has been reporting, BP has actually been working day and night to try and fix it. They certainly aren't just letting the problem sit.
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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        • #5
          The British never were good engineers.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            That would be a good spin for obama. You can have oil drilling, just not FOREIGN oil drilling! Foreign bastards.

            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #7
              There isn't one. The US is completely screwed
              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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              • #8
                Oil Sands rule

                Down with off-shore drilling
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Off-shore drilling
                  Oil acciddents

                  When a plane crashes, we don't stop flying airplanes. When a ship sinks, we don't stop using ships. When an oil drill fails, we shouldn't stop drilling for oil.
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                  • #10
                    I think you should stop. Raise the price of oil more.

                    My dad was one of the chief project managers of Hibernia. Massive ****ing offshore oil rig, biggest in the world in one of the most inhospitable places for it. FAR more rough than anything in the gulf. BP has no ****ing excuse.

                    Hibernia faces rogue waves, dense fog, massive icebergs and sea ice, hurricanes, and nor'easter winter storms.

                    Perfect safety record.

                    Canada
                    USA

                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                    • #11
                      They even designed special massive tankers to connect with Hibernia that can transfer oil and stay within ~1 meter of the designated spot even in extremely rough seas with strong currents. The ships have props on all sides and very advanced computer systems to maintain position.

                      Canada
                      USA
                      Britain
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                      • #12
                        There are what, hundreds of oil rigs in the USA? So one breaks, and so the whole US oil industry is garbage?
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                        • #13
                          Damn straight.

                          Buy Oil from Canada Environmentally friendly!

                          Don't forget, the Americans were responsible for the Exxon Valdez also. I think it's patently clear you can't be trusted with oil.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            Doesn't the US get 50% of its oil from Canada, by the way?
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                            • #15
                              I dunno, we're the #1 exporter.

                              You could stand to buy more from us.
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