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  • #31
    Originally posted by Berzerker View Post
    because it aint a crime

    remember, its crime and drugs

    actually, the crime is the cops wasting time and taxdollars chasing pot smokers while Habib and his buddies are looking to hijack planes. This improper (and immoral) allocation of funds makes Americans less safe, along with the countries we've blackmailed into fighting our drug war - like Mexico. Too bad we the people cant "earmark" our taxes to pay for what we consider most important.

    oh ya, good to hear Felch
    Yes, yes it is a crime. Too bad the majority of the American people disagree with you.
    "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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    • #32
      Restoring thread!
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • #33
        Wow, Darius is a rat!
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #34
          This completely changes my opinion of him.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #35
            Wait, did that guy actually make a police report?
            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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            • #36
              He did. What a rat.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #37
                Wow. Well, I'm going to go smoke some weed now.

                Which, btw, is totally legal for me. I have a doctor's prescription!

                (PS I actually have to go to work, the weed is for later)
                "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                • #38
                  I'm reporting you for conspiracy to commit weed.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #39
                    Darius also posted his password in the police report picture, so it is not terribly difficult to assume his identity. I may or may not be admitting to the Montgomery Police that I, Darius871, only sent the last report to distract their investigators from my penchant for masturbating in public, which I am doing right now. And I have multiple hostages. Come get your free lunch

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Darius871 View Post
                      Why would I joke around about someone committing a crime?
                      {images}
                      If you are trolling, this is a brilliant troll.

                      If you seriously reported that... wow. Why the sudden douche-baggery? It's a no-victim crime.

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                      • #41
                        He deserves it for bragging on the internet.
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                        ){ :|:& };:

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                        • #42
                          I like how this thread has turned out. But isn't getting a lawyer for all of these cases damn expensive?
                          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                          • #43
                            Darius is his lawyer

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                              He deserves it for bragging on the internet.
                              You're silly.
                              "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                              ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                              "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by VJ View Post
                                If you are trolling, this is a brilliant troll.

                                If you seriously reported that... wow. Why the sudden douche-baggery? It's a no-victim crime.
                                Driving on a suspended license? Getting caught SIX TIMES doing it???

                                You usually get a suspended license by committing vehicular idiocy.

                                You ONLY get caught driving with a suspended license six times by continuing said idiocy enough to attract a cop's attention at least six times after the fact.

                                Victimless? Are you serious?

                                Want to see a phonebook of victims that didn't survive their encounter with someone driving on a suspended license? Just read the news for a couple years.
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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