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  • I have never met an Austrian I liked

    Since we're hating.

  • #2
    Roland is an interesting cat.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #3
      Austrian as in Austrian Economist?

      I personally think they're a great bunch and keep telling myself
      I need to read more of their stuff.

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      • #4
        I'm not sure. I think it applies to both of them.

        Just watch some Peter Schiff videos on YouTube.

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        • #5
          True story:

          A few years ago, when my parents were looking to reroof their house, an Austrian contractor approached them for the job. Basically the guy got enraged whenever they asked questions about the cost, materials, and labor. He stormed out in anger twice in one meeting. Clearly he had no people skills and it makes me wonder why he would choose a job that requires face to face meetings and a good personality.

          My guess is the labor consisted of his own enslaved children living in his basement and materials stolen from Jewish households.

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          • #6
            Did he have a small moustache?
            Blah

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            • #7
              Your parents probably weren't Nordic enough

              "You're too swarthy to be asking me questions!"
              Last edited by loinburger; May 2, 2010, 12:57.
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              • #8
                I always liked how Austrians say goodbye.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #9
                  Servus!

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                  • #10
                    They're always cooking shrimps on the barbie
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      What do they do with the tall Jews?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                        I always liked how Austrians say goodbye.
                        Well played Sir !
                        "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Kitschum View Post
                          I'm not sure. I think it applies to both of them.

                          Just watch some Peter Schiff videos on YouTube.

                          Since when does that goon represent the Austrians?
                          Last edited by Darius871; May 3, 2010, 08:58.
                          Unbelievable!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kitschum View Post
                            Since we're hating.
                            I hate you too.
                            "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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