What Is The Biological Purpose For Early Morning Erections?

[Snotty]

This is sig material.

I am also a morning person and I believe that the true beauty of a woman can only be seen in the morning, without all the makeup and tiredness that distort their image.

As for the sex, what I do is use my morning glory to poke around her behind in order to wake her up and get her in the mood, then go to the bathroom, and brush my teeth. Until I'm done, the morning wood has succumbed and I can pee with ease. Then I'm back to bed to make myself comfortable and mentally lay out my moves until she does her own freshening up; by that time, my wood is back online and it's happy hour. After sex, a quick nap to gather our strength and then onwards to a rewarding breakfast (which always tastes better after sex).

This is the correct order of things and I pity the fool who does his business differently.

cant find anything to argue with there. welcome to the weekend. enjoy!

[ricketyclik]

As well as the physiological response to bladder pressure, men's testosterone levels peak in the hour before dawn. This is a pretty good time to have sex, as

- the woman is there
- you're less likely to be interrupted
- it sets you up for a great day, where you're in a good mood and less likely to be distracted by the need to obtains some booty.

I can't speak for other men, but the vast majority of my sex is had around dawn.

[Solomwi]

As well as the physiological response to bladder pressure, men's testosterone levels peak in the hour before dawn. This is a pretty good time to have sex, as

- the woman is there
- you're less likely to be interrupted
- it sets you up for a great day, where you're in a good mood and less likely to be distracted by the need to obtains some booty.

I can't speak for other men, but the vast majority of my sex is had around dawn.

Don't forget that she's also likely asleep, allowing you to present the sex to her as a FAIT ACCOMPLI rather than risking a "no." Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

[ricketyclik]

True dat too.

[Theben]

One of the few posts worthy of a DP. /clap

Never say "clap" in a penis thread.

[Elok]

Don't forget that she's also likely asleep, allowing you to present the sex to her as a FAIT ACCOMPLI rather than risking a "no." Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

I'm given to understand that it's very pleasant for a woman to wake up by having a man gently fondle her.

Also, sex followed by bacon for breakfast makes it a good day no matter what happens later.

[Solomwi]

Also, sex followed by bacon for breakfast makes it a good day no matter what happens later.

I don't think the order matters there, my friend.

[Asher]

Simultaneous bacon consumption during sex is close to the best thing ever.q

[MikeH]

Rinding?

[onodera]

This thread is awesome, I'm on a train and I'm grinning so hard people are staring at me.

[Dinner]

Wiggy threads have that effect on people.

[Guynemer]

After the events of this morning, I have only one word for this thread:

Inspirational.

[Wiglaf]

I took a big piss this morning but had no bonar. So I can't really say this thread has been useful for me. I will try again tomorrow but what is the point? I have been trying for decades.

[Ecofarm]

You'll get a boner someday.

[Dinner]

Maybe Viagra would help him?