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What Is The Biological Purpose For Early Morning Erections?

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  • What Is The Biological Purpose For Early Morning Erections?

    I am not going to name names but I am eating waffles right now and this has always really bothered me. I asked my biology teacher in ninth grade and she sent me to the prinicpal's office and made me get a note from my parents promising I'd never ask that again

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    It's probably to stop you wetting the bed when you have a full bladder, but we don't know for sure. Science here:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturn...ile_tumescence
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    We've got both kinds

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    • #3
      Either that, or ****ing.
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      • #4
        So Wiglaf is a latent bed-wetter?
        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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        • #5
          The purpose is to get you some loving before you have to go off to work.
          1011 1100
          The Cynical Christian

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          • #6
            To make sure you get the priorities for the day straight.
            "post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
            "I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller :b:

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            • #7
              Does anyone seriously have sex in the morning? The full bladder thing is much more plausible. Excepting the movie 40 Year Old Virgin I have never seen a man urinate while erection is in progress.

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              • #8
                It is quite possible to pee with an erection. It's just that aiming is more difficult. As for sex in the morning, I do it all the time. I'm a morning person, and there's something marvelously aesthetically pleasing about a thin ray of light from the window coming to rest on a pair of naked human breasts.
                1011 1100
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                • #9
                  No offense but your three line poetic description killed my morning erection. I still think you could write a good self published book but you need to up your game.

                  It is quite possible to pee with an erection. It's just that aiming is more difficult.
                  NO NO NO. Biological IMPOSSIBLE.

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                  • #10
                    I agree with Wiglaf

                    JM is going to say something about this soon, i can sense it
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                    • #11
                      Yes, people have morning sex, frequently
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                        NO NO NO. Biological IMPOSSIBLE.
                        It can be hard enough for aiming difficulty, without being hard enough to render peeing impossible.
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                        • #13
                          If you're not banging your woman in the morning, you're doing it wrong.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                            NO NO NO. Biological IMPOSSIBLE.
                            Not with a handstand...
                            Unbelievable!

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                            • #15
                              Using a pee-hard-on for sex is gross and unsatisfying.

                              First go pee, then get your lovin'.
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