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    Improving services for airline customers.

    I just thought of so many other things that airlines can charge fees on for their customers.

    $15 for each time you use the bathroom on the airplane.

    $20 if you wear clothes on the airplane (this will give customers a choice now, on whether or not to wear clothes; it's all about giving them choices)

    $4 for each time you turn your overhead light on

    $4 for each time you turn your overhead light back off

    $10 for each time you speak with an airline steward/stewardess

    $10 for having two feet (two feet take up more space in front of your seat on airplane, than one foot)
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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    Thread needs more gay.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Ecofarm View Post
      Thread needs more gay.

      Actually, I think he's got the mix about right for once.
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      • #4
        I guess steward/ess counts. I've never met one who was not in the process of near spontaneous combustion.
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        • #5
          I only fly when I absolutely have to.

          Driving FTW.
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          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MrFun View Post
            $20 if you wear clothes on the airplane (this will give customers a choice now, on whether or not to wear clothes; it's all about giving them choices)
            The only people to take advantage of this will be the ones you wish wouldn't.
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            • #7
              That way you don't catch teh gey, right?

              Hmm, that kinda works for both posts.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                The only people to take advantage of this will be the ones you wish wouldn't.
                yeah
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                • #9
                  I see your job faxing Abe Lincoln's speeches to yourself isn't paying the great money it used to.

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                  • #10
                    Is it too early to veer OT in this thread?


                    Mr Fun - Did you hear about the recently discovered movie about Lincoln?

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                    http://www.altfg.com/blog/movie/when-lincoln-paid-movie-abraham-lincoln/
                    Bugs Bunny & Pepe le Pew: Chuck Jones remembered. Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Pepe Le Pew, Wile E. Coyote, the Road Runner, and numerous other characters created or…
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                      I see your job faxing Abe Lincoln's speeches to yourself isn't paying the great money it used to.


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                      • #12
                        You're a sad little man.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                          Is it too early to veer OT in this thread?


                          Mr Fun - Did you hear about the recently discovered movie about Lincoln?

                          http://www.altfg.com/blog/movie/when...raham-lincoln/
                          I have heard about it now, thanks to you.
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