Terrorist Volcano

[giblets]

I'm not sure that you can handle the horrible truth, but we actually don't have enough poor people we can tax, so even rich people have to pay

How ungrateful!

[Dinner]

Someone should try to appease the Icelandic Volcano god by throwing BlackCat into it.

Failing that, tossing him in any available volcano should do.

[MikeH]

Iceland's a malignant blot on the Northern Atlantic, isn't it?

Inbred descendants of Viking rapists spend a thousand years stuffing their beardy faces with rancid blubber in the shadow of hell-spewing volcanos, then suddenly decide they're going to steal all the money of more civilised Western European before doing a better job of grounding our air traffic than Al-Qaedr ever managed.

There's a trade-off system at work here, and what they've given us is debt, inconvenience, expense and misery. The only export of any net worth they've ever managed is Bjork, and compared to that shrieking boss-eyed goblin even the rotting blubber starts to look appetising.

In the entire history of the post-Roman world, there has never been a supposedly-developed nation that would benefit more from just giving up and sinking below the waves. Iceland can bugger off, and we're having all the ****ing cod too.

[BlackCat]

Someone should try to appease the Icelandic Volcano god by throwing BlackCat into it.

[dannubis]

I am stuck in Johburg for the weekend...

Appease the volcano! Burn BlackCat !

[SlowwHand]

Fallen volcano ash could pose health risk

Gee, do ya think?

[Provost Harrison]

I'm stuck in Italy for the weekend, currently in Sorrento. I'll get through, somehow

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

OH MY ****ING GOD!!!!

WAITROSE IS RUNNING SHORT OF MANGETOUT!!!

[MikeH]

The Icelanders evil plan is revealed.

[germanos]

I'm currently booked on a flight for monday. But I'll be surprised if they'll fly then. I was bound for Turkey with a connecting flight to Syria. I may have to take the train at some point to Istanbul, work is waiting...

[Elok]

And here I thought this was just "year of the earthquake." "Year of the destructive geological event" just isn't as catchy or concise.

PS: Boats

[onodera]

Our project manager is stuck in Moscow, can't go to Brussels to his wife. I don't think he minds much.

[Provost Harrison]

I'm stuck in Italy for the weekend, currently in Sorrento. I'll get through, somehow

The relax in the sun and swim in the outdoor pool has provided some consolation though Perhaps going to the beach will help a little more!

[Kitschum]

Eyjafjallajokull (ay-yah-FYAH'-plah-yer-kuh-duhl)

I'm probably the only one but I find that pronunciation "help" hilarious.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Is it possible to pronounce that without sounding like you've just suffered a massive stroke?