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    May have broken a toe (SERIOUS)

    DO NOT ASK HOW.

    Good Doctors, I read online that unless it is all blue and swollen like or obviously disfigured there's no reason to seek medical help for it. Just keep off it and let it heal.

    That right?

    It's not a big toe, it's the toe to the right of my left pinky toe. It looks normal (2 hours later still) but it hurts to move it and I can feel it slightly when I walk.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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    He probably got mad at one of Ben's posts, kicked something, and the broken toe is the result.
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    • #3
      I read on the internet that you can find out if a bone is broken using a tuning fork. If you don't have one maybe you could use your home stereo.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Asher View Post
        DO NOT ASK HOW.
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        Good Doctors, I read online that unless it is all blue and swollen like or obviously disfigured there's no reason to seek medical help for it. Just keep off it and let it heal.
        More or less, though I don't claim to be a good doctor. Or a bad one.
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        • #5
          Just smash it with a hammer, then you'll know for sure!
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          • #6
            Don't be stupid. He can just tap the toe back into place with the hammer.
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #7
              You're in Canada, go see the doctor. Don't be like my grandma, who has been nurturing her toe herself for half a year because daytime television made her afraid of institutionalised healthcare.
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              • #8
                It's easter sunday so the clinics are mostly closed, which means that the lines at the ER will be longer than normal. I don't feel like wasting a day to be told to do nothing.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Where did you stick it?
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                  • #10
                    Let it rest as much as possible. The biggest danger is if the bone gets infected, so if it gets MORE painful and red and swollen, see a doc, especially if you get a fever.
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                    • #11
                      Thanks doc

                      If it looks bruised and/or swollen tomorrow morning, it's probably still fine, da?
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                      • #12
                        I'm going to have to put my active lifestyle on hold. I'll have to call my six hockey teams and let them know I'm on the IR for a while.

                        I might have to sit on this couch and watch blurays, play video games, and harass people online. I don't know if I can get used to this.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                          Where did you stick it?
                          I was trying out for the Oilers (they have a lot of open roster slots), and I blocked a Ales Hemsky slapshot with my foot.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            Use skates next time.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Asher View Post
                              I might have to sit on this couch and watch blurays, play video games, and harass people online. I don't know if I can get used to this.
                              I dunno, I have this inexplicable confidence that you will adjust.
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