Indisputable proof that there is no just and loving God in the universe

[Japher]

tomorrow is April 1st

[MrFun]

How about a movie for the GEICO gecko?

[Guynemer]

It's what makes you so well-suited for pediatrics.

If you had to spend every day taking care of a never-ending string of recently-hatched crotchfruit who keep peeing and ****ting and puking all over you, you'd be ready to start executing the little parasites yourself.







I love my job.

[Riesstiu IV]

So you also do postnatal abortions?

[Japher]

He's the poster child for post-natal abortions

[MrFun]

If you had to spend every day taking care of a never-ending string of recently-hatched crotchfruit who keep peeing and ****ting and puking all over you, you'd be ready to start executing the little parasites yourself.



I love my job.

Hey, I'm about to eat my lunch right now.

[Solomwi]

If you had to spend every day taking care of a never-ending string of recently-hatched crotchfruit who keep peeing and ****ting and puking all over you, you'd be ready to start executing the little parasites yourself.







I love my job.

Hey, I don't do any of that and I'm an ardent proponent of legal abortion until the 75th trimester. Also, "recently-hatched crotchfruit" is a very underused phrase.

[Kidlicious]

at idea of this stupid movie.

[Theben]

The odd thing about this thread is that both Guy and Drake have posted in it, it's on page 2, and neither has called top yet.

[Drake Tungsten]

I think we both agree that Guy is the top. I'm a power bottom.

[Riesstiu IV]

'power bottom' is another term I had to look up on Urban Dictionary. Why do supposedly straight men know these things?

[Asher]

'power bottom' is another term I had to look up on Urban Dictionary. Why do supposedly straight men know these things?

Dude, everyone knows.

You are a sad, sad man.

[Riesstiu IV]

Please, just because I don't know that doesn't mean you can call me sad. There are plenty of niche terms you may not know like the Mexican Avalanche or the English Breakfast.

[Dr Strangelove]

Oh, you guys are just too young to remember My Mother the Car. Back in the 60's we had some really, really, really stupid shows. That's really what all the protesting was about. Some people just couldn't take it anymore, so they had to go out and find a war or some racial strife to give them a leigtimate reason to go ape -****.

[Drake Tungsten]

Please, just because I don't know that doesn't mean you can call me sad.

Actually, not knowing "power bottom" does make you sad...