Russia Appreciation Thread

[BlackCat]

Yeah, russian soldiers are so drunk that they walk, run, drive, sail and fly in totally unpredictable patterns

[Serb]

Your assumption that Ivans are crazy because of alcohol just shows your complete lack of understanding of the true reason why we are.

[BlackCat]

Are you saying that you by nature are crazy and spice it up with alcohol ?

[Dinner]

Now we're talking about the true reason why Russians drink? This ought to be interesting.

[Drake Tungsten]

I'd try to drink myself to death too if I were Russian.

[Serb]

It's good you are not. On the other hand, being an American you can always f**k yourself to death.

[Serb]

Are you saying that you by nature are crazy and spice it up with alcohol ?

We are crazy by western standards and pretty normal according to our own.

[Drake Tungsten]

On the other hand, being an American you can always f**k yourself to death.

QFT; I could even **** myself to death with Russian girls who are desperate to move to America. Being an American is ****ing sweet.

[Serb]

F***ing yourself =/ f***ing with someone, you dumbass.

[Asher]

What a beautiful country.

[Drake Tungsten]

F***ing yourself =/ f***ing with someone, you dumbass.

You didn't say "****ing yourself", you dumbass. Learn to speak English if you don't want to accidentally compliment your American betters.

[Serb]

F***ing yourself =/ f***ing with someone, you dumbass.

You didn't say "****ing yourself", you dumbass.

I did, you dummy.

[Drake Tungsten]

I did, you dummy.

No, you didn't. You said...

On the other hand, being an American you can always f**k yourself to death.

Your ****ty English caused you to compliment me. Thanks!

[Serb]

What a beautiful country.

No mountain.

Guess what country is this:

[Serb]

No, you didn't. You said...

Your ****ty English caused you to compliment me. Thanks!

How the **** this is different? I guess it's pretty obvious from the context that you should **** yourself to death alone.