We're #1! We're #1! We're #1! Russia is not.

[Asher]

You knew I'm gonna say it, right?

WE WILL BURY YOU, (mother****ers)

Bury us how?

You just got buried in hockey.

[Serb]

As you have been before. This Russia-Canada hockey thriller never ends (and that's why we both love it).
Now it's time for our revenge.
And you know sooner or later you will lose to us. That will be rather sooner than later. I promise you.

[Asher]

In 4 years you can try for revenge. 4 long, long years where I will constantly remind you of Russia's failure.

[Serb]

So you are an expert now?

I know that players that had to go to the KHL because no NHL team wanted them aren't "NHL calibre", which makes me more of an expert than you. ****.

That's just another proof you are an hockey idiot. Oh, excuse me, you are pretty much an universal idiot, not only wrt hockey.
Jagr had a lot of offers from HNL before he decided to move to KHL. As well as many, many other players who play in KHL now.

[Dinner]

I still don't know why they call it the National Hockey League when it is a bi national hockey league.

[Drake Tungsten]

Canada isn't a real country.

[Asher]

I still don't know why they call it the National Hockey League when it is a bi national hockey league.

And the International Hockey League only has teams in the American mid-west.

[Serb]

In 4 years you can try for revenge. 4 long, long years where I will constantly remind you of Russia's failure.

Sure you will.
I do realize you gonna masturbate over this 7-3 victory over and over again during these four years. What else you can be proud about? It's your first real Olympic victory over Russia.
Four years is not that long. You waited for an half of the century, so we can wait for four years (while assinating your team at WC's every year). How Churchill said that? Revenge is the dish that best served cold?
Or something like this.

[Serb]

Canada isn't a real country.

QFT. No matter how much I hate to agree with you on that.

[Drake Tungsten]

QFT. No matter how much I hate to agree with you on that.

Canada is a thousand times the country Russia is.

[Serb]

I still don't know why they call it the National Hockey League when it is a bi national hockey league.

Right.
You guys are both gays who loves to **** each other on ice (while Canucks dominating). So, BHL (bisexual hockey league) would be a better name, ladies.

[Asher]

Right.
You guys are both gays who loves to **** each other on ice (while Canucks dominating). So, BHL (bisexual hockey league) would be a better name, ladies.

It's funny how a Russian is saying this.

Russia is famous for its hockey locker room pederasty.

[Serb]

QFT. No matter how much I hate to agree with you on that.

Canada is a thousand times the country Russia is.

Ok.
Now I'm back to my previous undeniable statement - "you are a ****ing idiot, Drake!".
The level of your idiocy is really legendary.

[Serb]

It's funny how a Russian is saying this.

Russia is famous for its hockey locker room pederasty.

I have no idea wtf are you talking about. You are the gay here, not me.

[Drake Tungsten]

Canada may be a part of America pretending to be a separate country, but it's still a part of America, which makes it almost infinitely superior to Russia.