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  • #16
    Depends on the setting. In the water or out?
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    • #17
      In a neutral environment, zero g or mid air
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      • #18
        Free Willy, or he will kick your ass.



        ps. Fk you dolfrin and fk you whale.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by MikeH View Post
          In a neutral environment, zero g or mid air
          Zero g? Of course the chimp. The orca will be unable to reach it and the ape wil simply poke her eyes out.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by MikeH View Post
            Who would win in a fight between a little whale like a Killer Whale and a big monkey like a chimp or a gorilla?
            BANG! BANG! I shot you down.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by onodera View Post
              **** you, dorfin!
              No thanks - you're not my type.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                In a neutral environment, zero g or mid air
                Now I want a jet-pack-equipped orca...
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                • #23
                  Maybe not...
                  By MIKE SCHNEIDER, Associated Press Writer Mike Schneider, Associated Press Writer – 16 mins ago

                  ORLANDO, Fla. – Officials say trainers had to coax an aggressive whale into a smaller pool and use a platform to lift it out of the water before they could free a colleague from its jaws.

                  The Orange County Medical Examiner says 40-year-old trainer Dawn Brancheau probably died from multiple traumatic injuries and drowning after the killer whale pulled her into a pool at SeaWorld Orlando on Wednesday.

                  The county sheriff's office says co-workers couldn't immediately help her because the whale was so aggressive after it grabbed her by her pony tail and pulled her in.

                  The office says an investigation is continuing but there are no signs of foul play and all evidence indicates it was a tragic accident.

                  THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. Check back soon for further information. AP's earlier story is below...
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                  • #24
                    Orca's are the new terrorists'

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
                      Maybe they should have some sort of weapon to kill the whale quickly in these situations? Perhaps the extra time required was what killed the fellow?

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                      • #26
                        I want to know how they reconcile "tragic accident" with "before they could free a colleague from its jaws"...
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                        • #27
                          From another site:

                          Let’s stop going to SeaWorld until they cut out their horrible exploitation of these magnificent orcas. Tilly has now killed three humans. Isn’t it time someone realized that he (and all the other orcas) want out?

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                          • #28
                            The orcas need to unionize and hire a professional negotiator.
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                            • #29
                              We don't negotiate with killer whales.
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                              • #30
                                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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