So now that we've conquered Haiti, what should we do with it?

[EPW]

Test Obamacare on them first?

[notyoueither]

Drill for oil in the fields of buried organic matter.

[BlackCat]

Haiti are aready doomed by god, so why not let it be a part of US now you are there ?

[Thoth]

Imprison all the Muslims terrorists and torture them until they confess.


Then nuke the site from orbit.

[Drake Tungsten]

Move the surviving Haitians to Southern Afghanistan. Pashtun : Haitian :: Sardaukar : Fremen

Give the country formerly known as "Haiti" to the Dominican Republic.

[BlackCat]

Nah, just move them to New orleams - they will feel at home immediatedly.

[SlowwHand]

A fleet of garbage barges.

[Thoth]

A fleet of garbage barges.

Perfect vehicle for moving large quantities of corpses/immigrants.

[Kitschum]

If the Americans want to we should probably just let them run the country top to bottom for 20 years like last time.

Build some roads and some budget 'luxury' resorts to get the economy going, perhaps a new Guantanamo Bay to put prisoners in the War on Islam, and a quake-proof presidential palace, that sorta thing.

[SlowwHand]

Have you happened to have heard or seen any Haitian government official?

[Kitschum]

There is a Haitian government?

[SlowwHand]

In theory. A building fell down around the president.

Executive branch:
chief of state: President Rene PREVAL (since 14 May 2006)
head of government: Prime Minister Jean-Max BELLERIVE (since 7 November 2009)
cabinet: Cabinet chosen by the prime minister in consultation with the president
elections: president elected by popular vote for a five-year term (may not serve consecutive terms); election last held 7 February 2006 (next to be held in 2011); prime minister appointed by the president, ratified by the National Assembly
election results: Rene PREVAL elected president; percent of vote - Rene PREVAL 51%

Legislative branch:
bicameral National Assembly or Assemblee Nationale consists of the Senate (30 seats; members elected by popular vote to serve six-year terms; one-third elected every two years) and the Chamber of Deputies (99 seats; members are elected by popular vote to serve four-year terms); note - in reestablishing the Senate, the candidate in each department receiving the most votes in the last election serves six years, the candidate with the second most votes serves four years, and the candidate with the third most votes serves two years
elections: Senate - last held 21 April 2006 with run-off elections on 3 December 2006 (next regular election, for one third of seats, to be held in 2008); Chamber of Deputies - last held 21 April 2006 with run-off elections on 3 December 2006 and 29 April 2007 (next regular election to be held in 2010)
election results: Senate - percent of vote by party - NA; seats by party - L'ESPWA 11, FUSION 5, OPL 4, FL 3, LAAA 2, UNCRH 2, PONT 2, ALYANS 1; Chamber of Deputies - percent of vote by party - NA; seats by party - L'ESPWA 23, FUSION 17, FRN 12, OPL 10, ALYANS 10, LAAA 5, MPH 3, MOCHRENA 3, other 10; results for six other seats contested on 3 December 2006 remain unknown

Judicial branch:
Supreme Court or Cour de Cassation

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ha.html

[onodera]

Take them all back to Africa.

[Dinner]

Drill for oil in the fields of buried organic matter.

Those we people 10 days ago!

[Dinner]

Take them all back to Africa.

That could work. We tell them they're going to America so that they get on the boat then as soon as the boat is at sea we make a hard right and drop them off in the Congo.