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[self biased]

that has been known to cause memory lapses, DF.

[Kitschum]

Yes, obviously he should be poking her in the front and licking her in the back.

I like to lick her under the arm. A lot of people would find that more disgusting than licking her in the "back".

[David Floyd]

What disgusting ****er would think it's cleaner to toss her salad rather than lick her armpit?

Well, unless she's French, then it's at least arguable.

Seriously though I won't go near the *******. I once had a girl tell me to put it in her ass, and I told her no. She stuck a vibrator in her ass while I ****ed her from behind (yes, this is logistically possible), so it worked out for both of us. Sorry, but I'm not going near her ****ter.

[self biased]

What disgusting ****er would think it's cleaner to toss her salad rather than lick her armpit?

Well, unless she's French, then it's at least arguable.

Seriously though I won't go near the *******. I once had a girl tell me to put it in her ass, and I told her no. She stuck a vibrator in her ass while I ****ed her from behind (yes, this is logistically possible), so it worked out for both of us. Sorry, but I'm not going near her ****ter.

no need to be a prude. next thing you'll tell me you have something against midgets.

[Kitschum]

Seriously though I won't go near the *******. I once had a girl tell me to put it in her ass, and I told her no. She stuck a vibrator in her ass while I ****ed her from behind (yes, this is logistically possible), so it worked out for both of us. Sorry, but I'm not going near her ****ter.

Real men are above such petty concerns. Her ass likely has less bacteria than her mouth and I don't see anyone refusing to kiss because of it. Ass is a nice change, and it psychologically it's different. It's a cultural taboo yes. It feels naughty, she feels naughty. In the end, everybody wins.

[self biased]

you're my new favorite polytubbie, kitschum.

[David Floyd]

Fine, lick out *******s all you want. If that's your thing, fine. Just sayin', it doesn't seem pleasant.

[David Floyd]

no need to be a prude. next thing you'll tell me you have something against midgets.

Not compliant ones.