All the best threads are gone.

[Dinner]

Losers.

[Dinner]

Personally, I blame Lori because he's the biggest loser of them all.

[self biased]

i could create an interesting thread, but my wife and i have long since decided to keep our escapades close to the vest.

[Drake Tungsten]

Who wants to read about married people having sex?

[Felch]

Fans of the science fiction/fantasy genre.

[Dinner]

Who wants to read about married people having sex?

Not even married people want to know about that.

[self biased]

Who wants to read about married people having sex?

there may be a greater interest when there are multiple ladies involved.

[Cort Haus]

I'm sure your polygamy is great fun for you, sb, but bragging about it on the internet is probably not the best idea, as you have perhaps decided.

[self biased]

which is why i used the poker reference.

[Kitschum]

The hot poker?

[Drake Tungsten]

I would need one of those to poke out my eyes with if a post about married people having sex ever appears on Poly.

[OzzyKP]

The hot poker?

Poker in the back, liquor in the front.

[David Floyd]

Well, if you want an interesting thread, I can always post another "David gets drunk and ****s something" thread. That would serve the dual purpose of amusing me by getting me attention, and amusing you by giving you a stick to beat me with.

[Kitschum]

Poker in the back, liquor in the front.

You're disgusting.

[David Floyd]

Yes, obviously he should be poking her in the front and licking her in the back.