I just got some bad news

[Dinner]

Nothing worse then a panda ****er.

[Cort Haus]

It's astonishing how a single poster can so successfully galvanise a community against an entire nationality. wd The Mobe

So Dauphin, it appears that you are exactly twice as Welsh as me. I'm actually happy with the ancient British component of my ancestry - as it's probably responsible for the dark-celtic good looks.

[Dauphin]

There is a glimmer of hope for me. Turns out that two of my nan's grandparents were originally from Ireland, and moved over to South Wales when they were young. So I may only be as Welsh as Cort Haus afterall.

And I may have Argentinian relatives after I found out that some of my nan's brothers moved to Patagonia (presumably to teach rugby or escape WW1?). Fez may be a relative. .

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

There's a big Welsh community in Patagonia, astonishingly. Bruce Chatwin wrote about it in "In Patagonia."

[MOBIUS]

Turns out my grandmother was actually Welsh. From Cardiff. I knew there was some Welsh ancestry in me, but I never knew it was that much.

Geez dude - a whole 75% of you NOT Welsh - that is truly terrible!

Don't worry young Dauphin, I shall pray for you, for absolution from the sins of your non-Welsh ancestors...