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Originally posted by David Floyd
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Prickhead. I was born in Abilene.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
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No idea. Thatcher? Possibly Tory Boy was there wasn't he?Originally posted by Dauphin View PostWeren't you making jokes about dead Margaret on the train?
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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No, no, no. It was dying royals I am sure on the day that Princess Margaret died. Of course at the time, we had no idea that she was deadOriginally posted by MikeH View Post
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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DF, your friend is incredibly stupid, setting himself up for a tap-in like that, knowing as he should that you are a complete ****.
You can always judge a man by his friends.Comment
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my buddy had a disarmed hand grenade so we took it out to the living room where 5-6 friends were waiting. So I started showing them the grenade and my buddy tried to grab it away and the pin "slipped" out. I held it long enough for everyone to see, dropped it, yelled, and headed for the stairs with my buddy right on my heals. Everyone was headed for cover
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That's the kind of response I was looking for!
The rest of you are humorless ****s, a la Mr(No)Fun.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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Piss in his shoes. That's bound do be good for a giggle.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I bet you say that in real life with a drawling accent, don't you?Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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So I've been told.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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No, what Berz said was actually kinda funny, albeit it might have been less so to the victims of the joke (except in an adrenaline-pumping "heheheh we're not dead" way). What you did was not only mean-spirited, it was retarded and unfunny to anybody who's graduated middle school. Try the old "Pen 15" gag, that's a real winner.Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
That's the kind of response I was looking for!
The rest of you are humorless ****s, a la Mr(No)Fun.Comment
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All of this maturity is depressing me.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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Go fart in a bathtub then. It makes FUNNY BUBBLES.Comment
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