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  • #16
    Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
    I am still stuck on how ejaculate is good gel? Do you shop for gel in bathhouses? Someone please explain this to me, I am buying Christmas preasants and a tree today.
    It solidifies
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #17
      Depends on your diet and the ambient temperature
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
        I am still stuck on how ejaculate is good gel? Do you shop for gel in bathhouses? Someone please explain this to me, I am buying Christmas preasants and a tree today.
        No need to purchase, you can get it for free. Just get yourself over to your nearest bathhouse, undress and wait in a private room. Someone will deliver a pump to you soon. It might take some work, and your arm might get tired, but you'll get what you need eventually. They may have to change out the pump a lot, though. Good luck!
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #19
          If the eyes are like the bridge of the Super Star Destroyer, the nostrils must be like killing the Captain of the Star Destroyer via head on collision with your A-Wing after ramming the bridge.
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          • #20
            This is going to be a very popular thread, I can tell.
            Monkey!!!

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            • #21
              Not popular enough, considering how far down the list it has fallen.
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #22
                It just needs a little jerkin
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #23
                  best I could do was a little gherkin...

                  Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                  RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                  • #24
                    This is probably the best copycat thread ever made.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Asher View Post
                      It just needs a little jerkin
                      It might take more than that to revive this flaccid thread.

                      Go ahead, use your oral skills. Please? Come on, baby... you know I love you...
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #26
                        I could wax metaphorically about the deep pleasures I get reading threads like these, but that'll do nothing but service-bottom feeders. We all gotta come together here and shoot for the skies.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #27
                          Both nostrils at once
                          What?

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                          • #28
                            Baby, I'm gonna shoot up your nose so hard I'll be coming out your ears.
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                            • #29
                              Nice of you two to keep up with the subtle innuendo.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #30
                                Ummmm.....in-ur-endo?

                                I can do better, I promise, just give me a minute and I'll have another one for you.
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