The things I will miss once I have a hand job

[Boris Godunov]

Hopefully, the eyes.

[KrazyHorse]

I always aim for them. It's not as satisfying if she doesn't spend the rest of the day trying to clear her vision

[Boris Godunov]

Watching him freak out about his hair is also fun.

[Asher]

Why freak out? It's free gel.

[KrazyHorse]

I don't shoot for the hair, because shower+hair dryer interferes with watching TV

[Boris Godunov]

Maybe frosted tips don't react well with spooge?

[KrazyHorse]

Wonder how long this'll last

[Boris Godunov]

Lori said he was gone until Monday morning, so that was my cue.

[Japher]

Party in the hand job thread!

[David Floyd]

The face is the best target imaginable. The eyes are just a bonus, although admittedly, a satisfying one.

[Boris Godunov]

Hand jobs in the party thread!

[Boris Godunov]

For all you poly virgins, hitting the eyes is like the A-Wing going into the bridge of the Super Star Destroyer.

[Wiglaf]

I am still stuck on how ejaculate is good gel? Do you shop for gel in bathhouses? Someone please explain this to me, I am buying Christmas preasants and a tree today.

[KrazyHorse]

Question for the gays: is giving somebody a dutch rudder gay? What about receiving one? What about taking part in a double dutch rudder?

[KrazyHorse]

The key is to go for the bridge of the nose. That way you'll hit both at the same time.