I have been infected by the H1N1 and am in great pain

[Asher]

Especially if there are any filthy children sitting anywhere near you on the flight

Or filthy Torontonians.

[rah]

Yeah, nothing like being on a long flight and when the person behind you sneezes and you feel moisture on the back of your head. You want to turn around and give the person a piece of your mind but are afraid she'll sneeze again right when you turn around.

[KrazyHorse]

That's why the situations calls for my favourite solution: a punch directly to the bridge of the nose. It is impossible to sneeze with a broken nose - FACT!

[-Jrabbit]

1. Obviously, this combination of vaccines has the horrific side effect of making Asher post like Wiglaf.

2. I'm radically healthy and will not get the vaccine. I've only gotten a flu shot once in my life, and it was the most miserable, illness-ridden winter I've ever had. Lesson learned.

[Asher]

My usual strategy is to fake being sick and watch as the seats empty out around me. Unfortunately, around Christmas time, there's no spare seats.

Otherwise it's a solid plan.

Want a whole row of seats to yourself? Page the flight attendants, "Excuse me miss, do you have an air sickness bag?"

[loinburger]

I try to get a row to myself by looking like a terrorist by not shaving or cutting my hair for six months. This doesn't work if I'm going on a business trip and am expected to try to not look like a terrorist

[Asher]

I manage to avoid business trips these days. The only two places I'd possibly need to go are Vancouver or Montreal, and given my frequent rants about the BC Hippies and ****ing Canucks fans....and the militant snobby frogs in Quebec, they never ask me to go to either place.

At my old job I had to fly to NYC a lot. Which was just ****ing annoying because the flight was so short and planes so small, but the wait times in the airports were epic. ESPECIALLY IN ****ING NEWARK.

[Guynemer]

I've only gotten a flu shot once in my life, and it was the most miserable, illness-ridden winter I've ever had. Lesson learned.

[Fve Crathva]

Yeah, nothing like being on a long flight and when the person behind you sneezes and you feel moisture on the back of your head. You want to turn around and give the person a piece of your mind but are afraid she'll sneeze again right when you turn around.

I avoid this by having hair.

I'm not going to get the H1N1 vaccine because I have a manly constitution.

SP

[Asher]

I've seen your pics, SP. You lie about your constitution.

[Fve Crathva]

You've never seen me naked.

SP

[Dale]

Only girls get the swine flu injection.

[Asher]

Dale, quit sending me graphic pics of you having sex with Pandas.

[loinburger]

Hey why did Asher's post count just drop by ninety percent?

[SlowwHand]

Why did you get the vaccination? People here said it was a figment of imagination.
They were pretty emphatic about the point. Maybe they're "*****".