A thread for married people

[Heraclitus]

Aren't those nesecary for relationships with women?

You have so much to learn. Why don't you ask one of the married guys on here about how to have a relationship with a woman without actually talking to them? It's a vital skill.

I wish to learn.

[Riesstiu IV]

I was married until I posted pics of my wife. Everyone started calling her an ugo.

[KrazyHorse]

I was married until I realized my wife was a Nazi.

[Kitschum]

Your PM box is full, Ustashe.

[Heraclitus]

Your PM box is full, Ustashe.

I've emptied it Quisling

[Heraclitus]

I was married until I realized my wife was a Nazi.

Can you give me a link to the breakup porn you made

[Heraclitus]

I was married until I posted pics of my wife. Everyone started calling her an ugo.

True beauty is on the inside, you really should have posted a link to the video of her colonoscopy on youtube.

[Kitschum]

I've emptied it Quisling

That epithet makes no sense as applied to me as I'm not the potential Nazi collabo, you are.

[self biased]

my wife and i are looking for a live-in girlfriend, so we can still get some sexing in if the other isn't in the mood.

[MikeH]

The skill is not having a relationship without not talking, the premise is wrong.

The skill you need is how to spot when the conversation you aren't paying attention to (because the TV is showing colourful moving pictures and making interesting noises) moves to something where you need to actively participate to prevent disaster. So you need to sort of half listen and become concious when certain key phrases appear.

[Elok]

Find a woman who thinks more or less like a man (ie, rationally). It's what I did.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Are you sure you didn't really find a man instead, Elok

[rah]

The skill is not having a relationship without not talking, the premise is wrong.

The skill you need is how to spot when the conversation you aren't paying attention to (because the TV is showing colourful moving pictures and making interesting noises) moves to something where you need to actively participate to prevent disaster. So you need to sort of half listen and become concious when certain key phrases appear.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

[Guynemer]

my wife and i are looking for a live-in girlfriend, so we can still get some sexing in if the other isn't in the mood.

Living the dream.

[self biased]

not yet, but when i am guynemer, will i ever tell god what i think i am.