What superpower would you demand in compensation for being cornholed by an alien?

[Provost Harrison]

I already have the Fold Fitted Sheets ability. What more could I want?

Holy sh*t, that is a rare power indeed. If only I possessed such powerful knowledge...

[Flubber]

hmmmm

So many options. I was debating between several including

1. some form of healing power-- no immortality since aging happens but perhaps the ability to cure--thats one selfless option-- others in that vein would be things like "Farmerman"-- ability to stimulate plant growth amazingly (ie allow poor nations to feed themself) or maybe EnviroDude (ability to selectively rermove toxins from air and water and transform them into beneficial elements) So I could turn an oil spill into a pile of diamonds perhaps

2. On the selfish end-- perhaps some form of mind control/adjustment-- I wouldn't want to zombify people but perhaps if that hottie viewed me as everything attractive in a man?

3. Or perhaps a superstrength, super speed combo with the motor control for both. So not invulnerbility but I could see and dodge a bullet for instance amd could flap my arms enough to fly or stop my descent on falls


Decisions decisions

Oh how BIG is the tentacle penis?? eeek

[Krill]

I'll take Sylars' power.

[Drake Tungsten]

I'll take veto power over the decisions of all TV network executives in order to keep ****ty shows like Heroes off the air.

[Krill]

Sure, but I want Sylars' power and badass style.

[OzzyKP]

Holy sh*t, that is a rare power indeed. If only I possessed such powerful knowledge...

I'm sure if you let Straybow cornhole you, he'd teach you how.

[Straybow]

No, Ozzy, I can only use my powers for good.