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You could ask for the Power Of Enjoying Getting Cornholed By Aliens Thereby Allowing You To Get A Practically Unlimited Number Of Superpowers From Them.Originally posted by Fve Crathva View Post<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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But if you enjoyed it, why would they need to give you superpowers as compensation?Originally posted by loinburger View PostI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Why would they need to compensate you even if you didn't enjoy it? They're powerful aliens that can rape you at their whim.KH FOR OWNER!
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Maybe they want to cuddle afterwards?Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View PostI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Promise of superpower --> sex --> cuddling --> mindwipe = win.KH FOR OWNER!
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Lord knows I've wished to have the mindwipe ability after some encounters. For self use, though.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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What superpower would you demand in compensation for being cornholed by an alien?
One alien? Just the Soviets then.
Poor Russians, never seem to get a break.Comment
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I was thinking along these lines, but the more I think about it, the more I think Drake is right. The promise of superpowers is the candy, and the aliens' spaceship is basically an intergalactic white, windowless van.Originally posted by loinburger View PostSolomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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So you don't pay your hookers if they reached orgasm during the performance of their duties?Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
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The ability to teleport at will. Well, the ability to teleport myself and a few things around me at will. It would be fairly embarrasing to teleport somewhere and find my clothes haven't arrived with me.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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I deduct it from her pay.Originally posted by loinburger View PostSo you don't pay your hookers if they reached orgasm during the performance of their duties?I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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The ability to zap anything into a 1980s retro style.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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I already have the Fold Fitted Sheets ability. What more could I want?(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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