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    Wal-Mart starts selling coffins

    The world's largest retailer, Wal-Mart, now plans to hold on to customers even after they die - by selling coffins.

    Prices range from a "Mom" or "Dad Remembered" steel coffin for $895 (£540), to a bronze model at $2,899.

    The retailer is allowing customers to plan ahead by paying for the caskets over 12 months for no interest. They can be dispatched within 48 hours.

    Catering for cradle-to-grave needs, Wal-Mart already sells everything from baby wear to engagement rings.

    A spokesman for the supermarket giant, Ravi Jariwala, said the new coffin range was "a limited beta test to understand customer response".

    The retailer is offering caskets at prices that undercut many funeral homes, say correspondents.

    But an industry spokesman said it was not unduly concerned about Wal-Mart's move, because he said the firm could not offer bereaved families the human touch.

    Pat Lynch, of the National Funeral Home Directors Association, told AP news agency: "There's no question in my mind as a funeral director for nearly 40 years that the most critical element is the human contact."
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    Mom and Dad remembered
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  • #2
    With the influx of casket stores and preplanned funerals, not a bad idea.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Can a person still be buried in a pine box?
      Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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      • #4
        Christian traditions in dealing with dead people are ****ing stupid. Dead people are dead, they don't need their very own hole in the ground. There are plenty of ways to honor a person posthumously without needing to retain their body.

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        • #5
          Viking funerals

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          • #6
            Christian traditions in dealing with dead people are ****ing stupid. Dead people are dead, they don't need their very own hole in the ground. There are plenty of ways to honor a person posthumously without needing to retain their body.
            Muslim traditions are far dumber. But you pick on Christians because you are a flaming liberal feminist who wants to undercut God in your own country and pretend we are our own enemies. Fine. But I'd submit that throwing the dead into holes is environmentally the best option, not unlike taking the train to work or shopping at Whole Foods, to put it in flaming terms you can understand. It's not like we're running out of land. Speaking of burying Muslims

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
              With the influx of casket stores and preplanned funerals, not a bad idea.
              There are casket stores? Thought that was always handled through the undertaker.
              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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              • #8
                Usually called "monument" stores. Usually make almost all their money through association with funeral homes (and many are subsidiaries thereof), selling both coffins and headstones. But they'll sell you non-graveyard carved stonework, you betcha.
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                • #9
                  There are casket stores. I'm not talking about tombstones. I know the difference in the two.

                  Dallas:
                  Casket Store
                  casketstoredallas.com

                  11111 N Central Expy
                  Dallas, TX 75243-6734
                  (214) 696-3123



                  Chicago:
                  Casket Store The
                  Click the link, then request an estimate, or call us now and receive the best prices for all casket prices that we have listed in the website.


                  1507 E 53rd St
                  Chicago, IL 60615
                  (773) 445-6900


                  Philly:
                  Casket Store The - www.casketstores.com
                  217 W Germantown Pike, Norristown - (610) 270-9530

                  L.A.:
                  6000 Santa Monica Blvd
                  Los Angeles, CA 90038-1864
                  (323) 469-2392

                  Where else should I look?
                  Last edited by SlowwHand; October 30, 2009, 20:19.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                    But I'd submit that throwing the dead into holes is environmentally the best option
                    Mass graves aren't PC
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                    • #11
                      Screw being buried, I am getting cremated and then made sure that my ashes are in a fine fine powder (as I have in my will), and as is ceremonial in my family to drink a shot to the deceased (of the deceased favorite drink) everyone will get to enjoy a nice whiskey ala ashes of me....friend of mine gave me the idea when we were making our wills before we deployed....i wasn't able to actually put that i wanted my ashes sprinkled into shots though, so that is just a request i have made clear to several people they will do or i will haunt them.....if people won't drink my ashes i want them sent into space...yup thats suffice.


                      But yea, is it a surprise Wally-World would expand in this direction? I am surprised they don't sell real estate in the store yet. Or better yet build taller buildings with apartments upstairs...offer them to workers...then get those workers in debt to you....indentured servants.......that was a Sliders episode actually.
                      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the Blood of Patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson
                      "I can merely plead that I'm in the presence of a superior being."- KrazyHorse

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                      • #12
                        and as is ceremonial in my family to drink a shot of the deceased
                        That's hardcore man.
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                        • #13
                          And just think your wife/husband always has the running joke "I just wanted him inside me one last time"......not my joke, bit it off my friend.
                          "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the Blood of Patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson
                          "I can merely plead that I'm in the presence of a superior being."- KrazyHorse

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                          • #14
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by zakubandit View Post
                              Screw being buried, I am getting cremated and then made sure that my ashes are in a fine fine powder (as I have in my will),

                              (...)
                              Cool, that should teach those coffin lovers!
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