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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Cremation is the way to go.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Cremation
Cannibalism
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Walmart caskets?!
I eagerly await video of them falling apart as the pall bearers carry them."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Cremationism at Schools
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Cremationists believe that grave Noah is somewhere at Mount Ararat
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I've read before how the funeral business massively overcharges for caskets in the first place, then guilts the grieving family into picking the more expensive options.
"Human touch", indeed.
Walmart
No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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I want to be buried sans coffin somewhere that the disintegration of my body will help local flora. No idea where though, I haven't thought that far ahead.Comment
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That's easy. Just fall into the bloodmeal vat at the local fertilizer factory.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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