My life is now anime

[Theben]

You know that one (or ten) scene where the dude either trips or reaches to the side/behind w/o looking and his face/hands make contact with boobies by accident? That's me as of today. I was at the restaurant and reached for the door behind me, without looking 1st, of course. Said target had opened door without my knowledge and was standing behind me. Hand, meet boob. After noting the door was squishier than normal and upon hearing a nervous laugh I pulled away, mortified.

Of course, it wasn't just any female. No, it had to be the cute under-age-of-18 female. Fortunately no one else saw and I muttered "I'm sorry" before ducking outta there. After hiding from her for half an hour I decided to nitpick her work in order to re-establish my authority. I think I handled it well (not the boob).

I suppose I should be thankful I didn't get the traditional anime/manga right-hook/megakick that sends me spiraling off into the distance with my arms and legs at weird angles from my body.

[duke o' york]

Has she got giant eyes with tiny pupils? If not, then you shouldn't worry.

[Riesstiu IV]

I really hate that. Your trying to do something like open a door or adjust a thermostat then all of a sudden a nice firm boob appears out of nowhere.

[loinburger]

I know the feeling, yesterday a woman hit me with a fifty-ton hammer after I accidentally saw her underpants. Then I cornholed Vegeta.

[DanS]

Wait... She is an employee?

[Winston]

Anime?

Basil Fawlty

[Jon Miller]

I got accused of bothering a girl once, when it was really just a drunken accident.

JM

[Kitschum]

Not too long ago a slim blonde teenager maybe 16-17 smelling of flowers fell right into my chest on the train. She got a pretty good grab. The train was full and I was standing in the walking area between carts and she was walking by when the train suddenly jerked and there you go. She was embarrassed, but I was fine.

[Riesstiu IV]

I didn't know you have boobs.

[Kitschum]

Well how would you? You've never met me.

[BlackCat]

Well, that says something about Thaben and Kitschum - Thebans girl apparently was interested

[Kitschum]

Yes, my rugged masculinity can be intimidating.

[BlackCat]

Nah, it was probably when she felt your boobs that she backed off

[Winston]

Yes, my rugged masculinity can be intimidating.

And all the while I thought you were Swedish.

[Riesstiu IV]

Well how would you? You've never met me.

You said that "she got a pretty good grab", so it must mean you have some decently sized tits.