How do I explain "country music sucks" to a Peruvian?

[Wiglaf]

You should go to work for Gobbles since you seem to love twisting my words so much.

[Theben]

You're the one working in government.

[Tuberski]

Also some hee-haw singing about how, when we were boys and girls, we didn't have no bottled water, we drank from a garden hose. Speak for yourself, you dirt-caked cousin-diddler; I grew up in civilized parts.

I grew up in civilized parts, before they had bottled stupidity. I drank from a hose, which, back then, was the same water that you got from the faucet.

I never once diddled, or even fondled a cousin.

ACK!

[Elok]

I tried drinking from a hose once, and only once. The taste was horrid. All metallic and gross. Take the extra time to go inside and get it from the faucet, where it tastes better. Otherwise you might as well be lapping it up from puddles like a bloody dog.

[Wezil]

The pussification of america continues.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Johnny Cash

[rah]

Elok, the solution is obvious.
Learn the words to said songs and SING ALONG whenever possible.
This should encourage mass suicides until you're the only one left. Then you can choose the music.

[Drake Tungsten]

Anyone who can't find a kind of country music that they like isn't a real American.

[KrazyHorse]

Bluegrass
Most mainstream country
Johnny Cash

[DinoDoc]

The pussification of america continues.

This is Elok we're talking about though.

[Drake Tungsten]

Bluegrass
Most mainstream country
Johnny Cash

[Lefty Scaevola]

Anyone who can't find a kind of country music that they like isn't a real American.

At a fair a chick in a radio station booth said to me "We are looking for people who like to listen to country music" I replied: "Why don't you check in the yellow pages, under 'drooling inbred cretins' ". She then whispered "I don't like it either, I just work here".

[Drake Tungsten]

I always suspected that you weren't a real American.

[rah]

I'll admit that there are times that I can enjoy country music. Unfortunately those time last no longer than one or two songs. After that, I feel the urge to take a baseball bat to the speakers. IT GETS OLD QUICK.

[Lefty Scaevola]

I always suspected that you weren't a real American.

Born, raised, and still in Texas USA, but never was a kicker (never even owned a pair of western boots, but rather waterproof hunting boots) or roper. You, however, have a scenery chewing Canadian actor as your avatar.