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Which would require GunpowderI don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Originally posted by Nugog View PostBoth.
Which would require Gunpowder
I saw it the first time, but since it is a pressing issue...
1. Clumping cat litter
2. Domesticated (snicker) cats
3. HARDMAN, Wiglaf, Dickgirls, trolling, lolcats
4. Sid Meier's Civilization
5. Independence Day
6. Spam
7. Public Holidays
8. Toilet Paper
9. Cheese
10. House Boats
11. Microwave Ovens
12. Lists
13. Masturbation
14. Pizza
15. Caffeine/Coffee
16. The Internet
17. Cannabis
18. the Undo function
19. Bacon
20. Music
21. Writing/Literature
22. Stockings and suspenders
23. Really, really fast cars
24. Contraception/prophylaxis
25. Fire (captured?)
26. The Wheel
27. Pyrotechnics
28. Weekends
29. Golf
30. Spell Checkers
31. Junk food (The Corn Dog, Salami & Cream cheese)
32. Shaving devices, especially those used on female genitalia
33. Refrigeration
34. Beer
35. Plumbing
36. Toys
37. Sarcasm
38. Vaccinations
39. Gunpowder
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66. Motherhood
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69. Porn
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679. Mass Extinctions
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889. Snuggies(\__/)
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Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
Threesomes with redheads and other fantasies are subsets of 66 and 69.
ménage à trois deserves it's own listing.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O
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Snuggies are a good invention. I only changed one diaper, and it was just wet.
I'm sure my ex was glad something replaced cloth. 889 is awfully low.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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40. Time (measuring duration)Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
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I ran a Google on snuggies, because that didn't look right. Then it dawned on me, I was thinking of Huggies, not snuggies. Jeez.
I told you I had little experience with them.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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41. Audio transduction (microphones and loudspeakers)Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
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