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  • #91
    Fire is 25, or should I shoot someone?
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    • #92
      Both.

      Which would require Gunpowder
      I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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      • #93
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Nugog View Post
          Both.

          Which would require Gunpowder

          I saw it the first time, but since it is a pressing issue...

          1. Clumping cat litter
          2. Domesticated (snicker) cats
          3. HARDMAN, Wiglaf , Dickgirls, trolling, lolcats
          4. Sid Meier's Civilization
          5. Independence Day
          6. Spam
          7. Public Holidays
          8. Toilet Paper
          9. Cheese
          10. House Boats
          11. Microwave Ovens
          12. Lists
          13. Masturbation
          14. Pizza
          15. Caffeine/Coffee
          16. The Internet
          17. Cannabis
          18. the Undo function
          19. Bacon
          20. Music
          21. Writing/Literature
          22. Stockings and suspenders
          23. Really, really fast cars
          24. Contraception/prophylaxis
          25. Fire (captured?)
          26. The Wheel
          27. Pyrotechnics
          28. Weekends
          29. Golf
          30. Spell Checkers
          31. Junk food (The Corn Dog, Salami & Cream cheese)
          32. Shaving devices, especially those used on female genitalia
          33. Refrigeration
          34. Beer
          35. Plumbing
          36. Toys
          37. Sarcasm
          38. Vaccinations
          39. Gunpowder
          ...
          66. Motherhood
          ...
          69. Porn
          ...
          679. Mass Extinctions
          ...
          889. Snuggies
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          • #95
            Originally posted by notyoueither View Post

            Threesomes with redheads and other fantasies are subsets of 66 and 69.
            I totally dissagree

            ménage à trois deserves it's own listing.
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #96
              Feta.

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              • #97
                29 is wrong
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #98
                  Snuggies are a good invention. I only changed one diaper, and it was just wet.
                  I'm sure my ex was glad something replaced cloth. 889 is awfully low.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #99
                    As important as No 22 : mini skirts

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                    • 40. Time (measuring duration)
                      Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                      RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                      • Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
                        The snuggie:

                        F**king hell, it's like that scene off Total Recall
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • I ran a Google on snuggies, because that didn't look right. Then it dawned on me, I was thinking of Huggies, not snuggies. Jeez.
                          I told you I had little experience with them.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • I'll bet that snuggies aren't very convenient when they get wet.

                            The disposable seven day diaper though is a real life saver.

                            Oh, and did you guys forget sex?
                            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                            • Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                              29 is wrong
                              Not if it involves a lot of 34.

                              Drunk golf.
                              Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                              I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                              • 41. Audio transduction (microphones and loudspeakers)
                                Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                                RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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