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  • #46
    1. Clumping cat litter
    2. Domesticated (snicker) cats
    3. HARDMAN, Wiglaf , Dickgirls, trolling, lolcats
    4. Sid Meier's Civilization
    5. Independence Day
    6. Spam
    7. Public Holidays
    8. Toilet Paper
    9. Cheese
    10. House Boats
    11. Microwave Ovens
    12. Lists
    13. Masturbation
    14. Pizza
    15. Caffeine/Coffee
    16. The Internet
    17. Cannabis
    18. the Undo function
    19. Bacon
    20. Music
    21. Writing/Literature
    22. Stockings and suspenders
    23. Really, really fast cars
    24. Contraception/prophylaxis
    25. Fire (captured?)
    26. The Wheel
    27. Pyrotechnics
    ...
    69. Porn
    ...
    679. Mass Extinctions
    ...
    889. Snuggies


    lolcats go with the rest of the memes

    Not sure what to do with a couple of Riesstiu's suggestions
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    • #47
      I want to know what Japher does with toilet paper and cheese in the microwave on the house boat.
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      • #48
        I think that 6 goes into 3 completely, not just 1/2 times.

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        • #49
          Weekends

          Golf
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #50
            917. Porsche - there is no substitute.

            Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
            Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
            One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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            • #51
              Cpell checkirs
              Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
              '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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              • #52
                Still upset about losing your colony, Ducky?
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Lord Avalon View Post
                  was made for ...

                  69. Porn
                  Can not BELIEVE it took a whole page to get to this. Shameful, Polytubbies. Incredibly shameful.
                  "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                  "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
                    Not sure what to do with a couple of Riesstiu's suggestions
                    You could try using them since they are brilliant.

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                    • #55
                      The Corn Dog.
                      Salami & Cream cheese.
                      The Brazilian.

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                      • #56
                        999. Civilization 4
                        1000. Apolyton
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
                          You could try using them since they are brilliant.

                          Yes, but some random block of obsidian screwing with the minds and DNA of apes can hardly be considered man made, can it?
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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Harry Tuttle View Post
                            The Corn Dog.
                            Salami & Cream cheese.
                            You should eat more. Apparently you are hungry.

                            The Brazilian.
                            Que?
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                            • #59
                              28. the refrigerator
                              Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                              RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                              • #60
                                BEER!
                                Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                                I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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