All Ya'll's Mothers

[Blaupanzer]

Given how much of an ******* my older brother is, I suspect you're correct.

Another interpretation would be that brother has a different father, leading to his singularly bad misbehavior. That would imply that mom got around.

[SlowwHand]

It doesn't take a rocket scientist. Do you also write "ca'nt"? It's a contraction! ALL OF YOU! YOU ALL! Y'all! Take some instruction for a change! Idiot.

[loinburger]

You people act like I give a **** whether I spell a backwoods ****** word like "ya'll" correctly or not...

Misspell "incest" next time, ten bucks says the same people complain.

[SlowwHand]

Misspell dickgirl and I know one person that will melt down into a blubbering mass of woeful shrieks and sobbing.

I won't mention any names, but the initials are loinburger.

[loinburger]

Misspell dickgirl and I know one person that will melt down into a blubbering mass of woeful shrieks and sobbing.

I won't mention any names, but the initials are loinburger.

Must be a Texan, nobody else would be dumb enough to gave their kid ten names.

[Drake Tungsten]

A Texan with ten initials would have more names than chromosomes.

[Asher]

Must be a Texan, nobody else would be dumb enough to gave their kid ten names.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarome_Iginla

Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla

Damn. Not 10.

[SlowwHand]

I see how Y'ALL are. Jump on loinburger's dickgirl bandwagon. Enjoy the ride.

[Drake Tungsten]

I've done some research online and it seems that "ya'll" is how they spell it in the South (especially Texas) and "y'all" is how Yankee ****** tell Southerners they're supposed to spell it. I always knew you were a ****ing poser, Sloww.

[loinburger]

He's probably BK's "Hoop de doo I'm a tough talking Texan" DL

[Drake Tungsten]

"You + all = y'all" doesn't even make any sense. The apostrophe in a contraction replaces one missing letter, not two. Even irregular contractions like "ain't" follow that rule. "Ya + all = ya'll" is the only logical spelling.

[Imran Siddiqui]

It's y'all. End of story.

Ya isn't even a word.

[Solomwi]

"You + all = y'all" doesn't even make any sense. The apostrophe in a contraction replaces one missing letter, not two. Even irregular contractions like "ain't" follow that rule. "Ya + all = ya'll" is the only logical spelling.

You mean like the one letter replaced in "they'll"?

[Drake Tungsten]

Ya isn't even a word.

It's just as much of a word as ya'll.

You mean like the one letter replaced in "they'll"?

This is another good example. The missing letter in a contraction is almost always from the second word. "Ya'll" fits the pattern, while "y'all" doesn't.

[Solomwi]

This is another good example. The missing letter in a contraction is almost always from the second word. "Ya'll" fits the pattern, while "y'all" doesn't.

9/10 on the Ben impersonation.