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    Grease stains on jacket only evidence of nap on tracks, French police say


    updated 9:31 a.m. CT, Mon., Sept . 14, 2009

    A drunk French teenager narrowly escaped death on Sunday after falling asleep on a railway track and slumbering undisturbed as a high-speed train roared over him, police said.

    The 19-year old, whose name was not released, remained fast asleep face down on a stretch of track near Saint Nolff in southern Brittany, as the Quimper-to-Paris train passed, leaving only a few grease stains on the back of his jacket.

    The driver saw the body lying on the tracks and slammed on the brakes, but was only able to stop a few hundred meters further on.

    "It was his unconscious state that saved him really, as he lay there completely still like a dead body," said a spokesman for the local police force, adding that the clearance under the train is only around 20 centimeters.

    According to the spokesman, the teenager was making his way back from the Saint Nolff music festival when he stopped to take a nap on the railway line.

    Roused by police and fire fighters who attended the scene, the young man gave a one-fingered salute before rolling over and going back to sleep.

    He was subsequently transferred to a nearby hospital where police say he is still recovering from his alcohol binge.

    "He's not really aware of what happened," said the police spokesman.
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  • #2
    He was so close to being a Darwin Award contender.
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    • #3
      "20 centimeters is equal to 7.87 inches." Plus however deep the rails to ground equals.
      In all, about 12 inches? Just think, he may pass on that brain to children he fathers.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        "Train narrowly misses passed out teen" would be more accurate.

        Too bad on the failed Darwin Award.
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        • #5
          "He's not really aware of what happened," said the police spokesman.


          Throw him back under then, once he's sober.

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          • #6
            I was narrowly missed by TWO different cars last thursday night at successive intersections not stopping properly at stop signs as I crossed (on rollerblades).
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            • #7
              **** yeah!
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              • #8
                I've never understood why so many people pass out on train tracks.
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                • #9
                  Wide-spread cases of "eat up with dumbass".
                  Hell, look at our very own snoopy.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                    I've never understood why so many people pass out on train tracks.
                    I find it amusing that people wear headphones while walking train tracks.
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                    • #11
                      A YouTube classic:

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                        I find it amusing that people wear headphones while walking train tracks.
                        Darwin awards on the hoof.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                          I've never understood why so many people pass out on train tracks.
                          Train tracks are, apparently, the place to sleep one off.
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                          • #14
                            Good for culling old people as well.

                            OAKVILLE, Ont. - Halton police say an elderly man has died after being hit by a GO train in Oakville.

                            Police say the man, believed to be in his 80s, walked onto the tracks in front of the train shortly after 6 p.m. on Monday.

                            Trains were stopped in both directions and GO Transit set up shuttle buses to transport passengers around the scene.

                            Police says the victim's identity has yet to be confirmed.

                            An investigation continues.


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                            • #15
                              That one sounds like a suicide.
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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