Drink a Gallon of Milk in an Hour

[Elok]

Don't do it, betor. Once you start with gallons of milk you'll end up eating cardboard boxes just to make a point. Slippery slope. And the people here will egg you on. It's happened before.

I just remembered the time somebody--I think it was Albert Speer--asked the forum whether he should engage in an obviously unsafe form of exercise (laying his lower body on a bed, with his torso dangling unsupported over the floor, and attempting situps). Doc Strangelove advised him to do it, but to take videos while he did it so he (Doc) could watch.

[RGBVideo]

I kinda made the bet myself.

That is so cute and so funny at the same time.

[Lefty Scaevola]

Any tips?

Take a lactase pill first, and afterwards.

[Spaced Cowboy]

If you want to do it, do it fast, as fast as you can, before your brain catches up to your stomach. Prolly 2 minutes tops, and make sure that you power through the last 1/4 gal.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Don't do it, betor. Once you start with gallons of milk you'll end up eating cardboard boxes just to make a point. Slippery slope. And the people here will egg you on. It's happened before.

Yin

[SlowwHand]

If you want to do it, do it fast, as fast as you can, before your brain catches up to your stomach. Prolly 2 minutes tops, and make sure that you power through the last 1/4 gal.

You sound like you have experience in this situation.

[chequita guevara]

You might want to warm the milk slightly. One gallon of cold milk in your stomach in an hour will likely chill you quite a bit. We had a friend who drank about twenty glasses of ice water and he was shivering uncontrollably on a hot August night.

[SlowwHand]

This is sounding like a bad idea.

[chequita guevara]

It's definitely not a good idea. But, if she does it on an empty stomach and doesn't drink it straight from the fridge, she should be okay.

[SlowwHand]

What about the next day? Her insides will be so ****ed up. Her bathroom visit should be...interesting.

[chequita guevara]

Why will her insides be ****ed up? Is she lactose intolerant?

[Zkribbler]

The Great Zkribblo predicts:
1) b etor will drink the gallon of milk within the hour n/p
2) She will not puke

Go b etor!

[OzzyKP]

It's definitely not a good idea. But, if she does it on an empty stomach and doesn't drink it straight from the fridge, she should be okay.

Oh yea, with throwing being a bit risk regardless, drinking *warm* milk seems to make it only more likely.

[Lefty Scaevola]

Why will her insides be ****ed up? Is she lactose intolerant?

Most adults are at least partially lactose intolerant, that is why I told her to take a lactase pill.

[Imran Siddiqui]

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