Drink a Gallon of Milk in an Hour

[Riesstiu IV]

What is it with you and dickgirls? Do you see anybody else talking about dickgirls? No. No one here but you ever talks about dicksgirls! And do you know why? Because this isn't a damn dickgirl forum. Try posting about it in the tech sub-forum instead.

[Dis]

Is "milk" an euphemism for something else?

Yes, the liquid that comes from cow udders

[Dinner]

I'm sure the technerds would love dickgirls.

[Dis]

Ok so I was chatting with some guys with whom I was hanging out last night. We somehow got onto the topic of milk chugging and how they thought it was impossible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour. I bet I could do it. So I'm doing that in like 5 hours.
I've drunk half a gallon of milk in half an hour at dinner once, just because I love milk. Oh and I really hate puking, but I suppose that is a possibility.

Any tips?

the best advice is not to take bets or dares that random guys give to you. In fact don't listen to what guys have to say whatsoever. They only want to get in your pants. Or in this case they want you to puke first.

[loinburger]

What is it with you and dickgirls? Do you see anybody else talking about dickgirls? No. No one here but you ever talks about dicksgirls! And do you know why? Because this isn't a damn dickgirl forum. Try posting about it in the tech sub-forum instead.

Oerdin asked about dickgirls and he's frightened of the tech subforum, I was painted into a corner.

[OzzyKP]

In college the student tv station held some competition to try and see if anyone could do it. No one could. They filmed it all. There was lots of vomit. It was rather gross.

Good luck!

[b etor]

the best advice is not to take bets or dares that random guys give to you. In fact don't listen to what guys have to say whatsoever. They only want to get in your pants. Or in this case they want you to puke first.

I kinda made the bet myself. We haven't decided what we're wagering yet, but it'll be something good.
And I've been 'dating' the kid I made the bet with for like 2 weeks now. 'Dating' as in going out and whatnot but without the 'boyfriend' 'girlfriend' terms attached. Although, everyone from his house and my future house assumes we're bf/gf. So yeah we've been in each others pants so I know that's not the motivation. He just doesn't think I can do it, like everyone else, so I've gotta try!

In Attack of the 50-Foot Dickgirls the villain was able to consume fifty eggs in his/her/its toothy maw. (Not that maw, the other maw.)

wtf?

In college the student tv station held some competition to try and see if anyone could do it. No one could. They filmed it all. There was lots of vomit. It was rather gross.

Good luck!

Did they drink it slowly or fast? Should I eat anything the day I do it?




We moved the day to not today or tomorrow because I have lacrosse and flag-football tonight and senior roasting at his house tomorrow.

[loinburger]

http://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+drink+a+gallon+of+milk

Don't click on the links about 50-foot dickgirls, they may not be safe for work.

[Imran Siddiqui]

And I've been 'dating' the kid I made the bet with for like 2 weeks now.

OMG! You are sooo like married and stuff!

[loinburger]

Come to think of it, "50-foot dickgirl" is ambiguous. It is meant to convey that the dickgirls are 50 feet tall, not that the dickgirls have 50-foot long dicks.

[rah]

DO 2 ounces every minute or 1 ounce every 30 seconds and do the last 10 or so ounces in the last minutes. This should at least help not puking till you've put it all down.

[Fve Crathva]

Come to think of it, "50-foot dickgirl" is ambiguous. It is meant to convey that the dickgirls are 50 feet tall, not that the dickgirls have 50-foot long dicks.

I have read that a dickgirl with a 50 foot long nipples is required to get a gallon of dickgirl milk.

SP

[OzzyKP]

I found this link helpful:

http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/mission_impossible.htm

[Elok]

Probably a lot depends on your stomach strength. But a gallon of skim milk is basically a gallon of water, so it's a matter of pacing, I guess.

[Cort Haus]

Don't do it, betor. Once you start with gallons of milk you'll end up eating cardboard boxes just to make a point. Slippery slope. And the people here will egg you on. It's happened before.