Fear is an Excellent Motivator

[SlowwHand]

Holy crap! Someone write this day down for posterity.

[Lorizael]

I'm afraid I'm out of my depth at this point, Lori. Basically, it just feels wrong.

Now you know how I feel about quantum entanglement and its inability to transmit information.

[Krill]

KH got owned Lori, make him start a new intelligence thread.

[KrazyHorse]

Lori:

No, because I could learn formal grammar and syntax if I tried.

[KrazyHorse]

KH got owned

No.

[Krill]

Start the new intelligence thread then

[SlowwHand]

KH ^

[KrazyHorse]

Start the new intelligence thread then

Stop crying about your low ranking in the previous one.

[Krill]

Dude, I know I'm an idiot. I'm only a mere chemist

I humbly bow down before master of the universe physicists, and especially grammar nazis.

[KrazyHorse]

Grammar Nazis
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[Krill]

You screwed your post up KH.

[Lorizael]

Lori:

No, because I could learn formal grammar and syntax if I tried.

It's true. While I would love to be able to understand advanced physics, I'm probably well past the stage where I could learn it. Fortunately, I discovered the secrets of the universe instead.

[SlowwHand]

I stumbled upon the Bat Cave. That beats both of you.

[KrazyHorse]

It's true. While I would love to be able to understand advanced physics, I'm probably well past the stage where I could learn it. Fortunately, I discovered the secrets of the universe instead.

When the gov't starts funding 10 billion dollar grammar experiments let me know.

[Blaupanzer]

When the gov't starts funding 10 billion dollar grammar experiments let me know.

Do you honestly believe that the ability to con the government out of outrageous sums of money validates the importance of your field? In tha case, finance is by far the most important field with nearly $1.4 trillion in the last year -- two orders of magnitude more important the example contract.