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**ZEE** · August 23, 2009, 04:01

Go dig outside for one and take a whiff

**Zkribbler** · August 23, 2009, 05:07

I would say theoretically yes. But what will happen is that the ants will eat him before he rots.

"It's the Cirrrrr-cle!
The Circle of Liiiiiiiife!"

**Dinner** · August 23, 2009, 05:09

I've never noticed it if they do.

**Wezil** · August 23, 2009, 10:09

Is this a David Carradine joke?

**SlowwHand** · August 23, 2009, 10:13

Man, this is getting bad. We definitely need lives.

**Tuberski** · August 23, 2009, 12:36

No they don't smell, an dead animal can't smell, it may stink, but not smell.

ACK!

**notyoueither** · August 23, 2009, 13:55

Originally posted by Zkribbler View Post

I would say theoretically yes. But what will happen is that the ants will eat him before he rots.

"It's the Cirrrrr-cle!
The Circle of Liiiiiiiife!"

Ants won't get them.

The cats have taken to bringing their prey into the house before finishing them off and eating them. Once inside the cats have a harder time tracking them after a leap. If left alone I imagine several out of ten would end up expiring from wounds in some nook or crevice.

I was wondering how much effort I should expend to intervene.

**Felch** · August 25, 2009, 07:18

I've often been astonished at the absolute cruelty of cats. I'm also astonished that people would keep these brutal monsters as pets.

Dogs may be as dumb as the **** they love to smell, but at least they're not sadists.

**notyoueither** · August 25, 2009, 10:26

They would eat them earlier, but the grasshoppers bite and claw when poor widdle kittehs try to bite down. Teh kittehs are all for being humane, but the grasshoppers are being terrists and terrizing teh kittehs.

**loinburger** · August 25, 2009, 10:29

They smell like char if you set them on fire first.

**notyoueither** · August 25, 2009, 10:31

I haven't given teh kittehs matches yet. I also hide my lighters.

**Nikolai** · August 25, 2009, 18:15

Grasshoppers are what, on the size of a big fly? Not much meat to smell, but if you are a dog...

**notyoueither** · August 25, 2009, 18:48

Grasshoppers are what, on the size of a big fly?

Larger than that, by quite a bit.

Maybe you Euros just have really tiny grass and the hoppers to go with it.

**notyoueither** · August 25, 2009, 18:58

... or maybe we have smallish large flies.

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