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  • Do dead grasshoppers smell?

    They are pretty big. Lots of meat to them. Are they large enough to produce a noticable smell?
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    Go dig outside for one and take a whiff
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    • #3
      I would say theoretically yes. But what will happen is that the ants will eat him before he rots.

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      • #4
        I've never noticed it if they do.
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          Is this a David Carradine joke?
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          • #6
            Man, this is getting bad. We definitely need lives.
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            • #7
              No they don't smell, an dead animal can't smell, it may stink, but not smell.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Zkribbler View Post
                I would say theoretically yes. But what will happen is that the ants will eat him before he rots.

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                Ants won't get them.

                The cats have taken to bringing their prey into the house before finishing them off and eating them. Once inside the cats have a harder time tracking them after a leap. If left alone I imagine several out of ten would end up expiring from wounds in some nook or crevice.

                I was wondering how much effort I should expend to intervene.
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                • #9
                  I've often been astonished at the absolute cruelty of cats. I'm also astonished that people would keep these brutal monsters as pets.

                  Dogs may be as dumb as the **** they love to smell, but at least they're not sadists.
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                  • #10
                    They would eat them earlier, but the grasshoppers bite and claw when poor widdle kittehs try to bite down. Teh kittehs are all for being humane, but the grasshoppers are being terrists and terrizing teh kittehs.
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                    • #11
                      They smell like char if you set them on fire first.
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                      • #12
                        I haven't given teh kittehs matches yet. I also hide my lighters.
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                        • #13
                          Grasshoppers are what, on the size of a big fly? Not much meat to smell, but if you are a dog...
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                          • #14
                            Grasshoppers are what, on the size of a big fly?


                            Larger than that, by quite a bit.

                            Maybe you Euros just have really tiny grass and the hoppers to go with it.
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                            • #15
                              ... or maybe we have smallish large flies.

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