Weird conversation with girlfriend.

[Dinner]

Last night I get home from work and the following conversation occurs.

Me: I'm hungry is there anything to eat?

Gf: There is some chicken and rice in the fridge.

Me: How come there is no chicken in this chicken and rice?

Gf: Oh, I ate it all.

Me: (Yes, she ate all the chicken out of the chicken and rice and then put just the seasoned rice back in the fridge)

Me: Er... I'm kind of hungry. Do you want to go out for Indian?

Gf: No thanks I already ate.

Me:

[loinburger]

At least this one doesn't put poultry seasoning on eggs.

[Dinner]

Same one.

[KrazyHorse]

My wife does the same ****. She eats all the stuff she likes and then leaves the rest. I've gradually trained her not to do this. For example, if left a box of runts open I'd come home to find it filled only with bananas and strawberries

[OzzyKP]

Strawberry runts.

[chequita guevara]

runts?

[Dinner]

Come to think of it it was a bit odd in a "yeah that's true but who cares" sort of way that she got mad at me two weeks ago because we'd been going out for over a year and a half but my face book page still said single. I pointed out that I never go to facebook much less update my profile but that didn't seem to make her happy.

[Theben]

candies

[KrazyHorse]

Oerdin: change it to "in an open relationship". You don't want to move too fast.

[DanS]

Look at the bright side. She would be packing on the pounds if she were eating all the rice and leaving you the chicken.

[OzzyKP]

Come to think of it it was a bit odd in a "yeah that's true but who cares" sort of way that she got mad at me two weeks ago because we'd been going out for over a year and a half but my face book page still said single. I pointed out that I never go to facebook much less update my profile but that didn't seem to make her happy.

Hehe, when we were together my ex refused to friend me on Facebook.

[Dinner]

Hehe, when we were together my ex refused to friend me on Facebook.

I can kind of, sort of, understand that. I mean many relationships fall apart quickly so some people prefer to keep their friends separate from their love affairs. That does kind of close things off to real relationships though so I'd call it unhealthy.

That said if you point out you haven't bothered with a service for years why get mad if someone hasn't updated it? It's like getting mad at an old match.com listing which you haven't visited in forever.

[Dinner]

Oerdin: change it to "in an open relationship". You don't want to move too fast.

That would be a fight waiting to happen. Why do I get the feeling you talk a good game but that you're really a push over for your wife?

[KrazyHorse]

Because I say that all the time?

[self biased]

That would be a fight waiting to happen. Why do I get the feeling you talk a good game but that you're really a push over for your wife?

it's that vaginamancy at work.