I think that accuracy is paramount.
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What parameter(s) differentiate the winner(s) from the loser(s) in a ****ting contest?
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Volume, stench, artistry. Pure accuracy is secondary.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Define "accuracy.""You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier
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Simple linear distance from stated target to center of mass12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Originally posted by loinburger View PostDefine "size" in terms of length, diameter, and mass.
I think it should be done on volume, easy to measure too. You **** into a liquid filled container that's been calibrated with the volume markings up the side.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
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If the **** has fractal properties then volume is actually difficult to define...12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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I just defined it as the volume of water it displaces.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
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That will be a time-varying quantity, Mike.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Maybe set a time component eg. Volume of water displaced 1 minute after you sit down to begin.
There is also the issue of floaters, the iceberg effect. So it'd encourage denser output, rather than bulking up on lightweight material.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Expelled initially or over time from the fecal matter itself? The latter is precisely my point...12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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There ought to be bonus points, or a side competition for attractiveness of crap, longest continuous length of poo.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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