i am totally drunl anyone ahbe a topic??

[Asher]

We need to keep this thread on the front page for years.

[KrazyHorse]

Mods, could we please top this?

thanks

[Flubber]

Dude, you sound like you're embarrassed about posting a drunk thread on Poly. My estimation of you went up considerably after I saw this thread.

err thanks I think .

I am not embarrassed at all-- I just completely don't remember even going into the den let alone punching the computer

[KrazyHorse]

Yeah, sure. Just like you don't remember eating half a tub of margarine and passing out with your head in the lettuce crisper.

[Japher]

Everything happens for a reason.

[KrazyHorse]

Except herpes. Herpes just happens because.

[Japher]

because is a reason

[loinburger]

A drunk thread needs to be started during a period of relative sobriety so that everyone can witness the enlightening effects of alcohol.

-10pm: Welp everyone I'm going to go level my Everquest character while nursing a beer, I'll be checking in every now and then because everybody gives a damn about my Everquest character
-11pm: Blargh I woke up covered in vomit with a dildo up my ass asdl;fasdukhasdfasd

[Flubber]

A drunk thread needs to be started during a period of relative sobriety so that everyone can witness the enlightening effects of alcohol.

Duly noted

[Flubber]

Mods, could we please top this?

thanks

well if you are following things in the sports sub forum, the request may be enough

[Wezil]

I am not embarrassed at all-- I just completely don't remember even going into the den let alone punching the computer

This is exactly why I quit drinking. I had too many mornings where I was unable to remember a damn thing from the night before.

If I'm going to have a great time I appreciate being able to remember it later.

[Felch]

This is exactly why I quit drinking. I had too many mornings where I was unable to remember a damn thing from the night before.

If I'm going to have a great time I appreciate being able to remember it later.

I smoked so much weed in college that I have trouble remembering anything that happened in college.

Sometimes people are like, "Hey, do you remember when we went to the movie theater and Pete got in that fight with three other dudes because he kept hitting on that skank they were with?"

And I'm like, "Yeah totally." Except I can't remember being friends with anybody named Peter.

Still I'd rather have fun I can't remember than misery that dwells in the depths of my soul for all eternity.