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  • #16
    Originally posted by MikeH View Post
    Apolyton might not be a cure, but it's certainly a perventative. Just bring it up in conversation with any potential sexual partner and guarantee you get no STDs.


    My prophylactic of choice is Greyhawk, but I'm sure Apolyton works almost as well.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by MikeH View Post
      Apolyton might not be a cure, but it's certainly a perventative. Just bring it up in conversation with any potential sexual partner and guarantee you get no STDs.
      Potential sexual partners? Which website do you think you are posting on?
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      • #18
        Just tell her about your 20th level barbarian with the Sword of the North +5 and her legs will close tighter then a clam.
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        • #19
          She only takes it up the South?
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          • #20
            "Apolyton is not a cure for genital herpes"


            It's not?!


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            • #21
              If marketed right, "Apolyton" could become a cure for most anything.

              Take two Apolytons before bedtime and avoid celery and rhubarb. Check back with me in two weeks' time. Next!

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              • #22
                no Apolyton is not a cure.

                But world of warcraft is a good prevention for herpes. I suggest playing for 12 hours a day at least.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                  Just tell her about your 20th level barbarian with the Sword of the North +5 and her legs will close tighter then a clam.
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                  • #24
                    I don't know what y'all are talking about, I rubbed my genital herpes all over apolyton and they never came back.
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                    • #25
                      MMF threeway? What happened to just calling it a spitroast?
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                      • #26
                        spitroast assumes only one of the many possible configurations
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                        • #27
                          That's why simply calling it an "MMF threeway" is unacceptable; it's too vague. We need to know if it was a spitroast, DP, DV, DA, etc.
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                          • #28
                            Most porns will change positions pretty frequently. I think it's safe to assume that she was double drilled in many configurations and positions.
                            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
                              That's why simply calling it an "MMF threeway" is unacceptable; it's too vague. We need to know if it was a spitroast, DP, DV, DA, etc.
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                              • #30
                                How can it be a cure for itself? Talk sense.
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