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  • Apolyton is not a cure for genital herpes

    Assuming there are any polytubbies who don't already have herpes, what would it take to get you to appear in a nationally broadcast commercial for herpes medicine?

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    I'd do it for free - just the chance to bang the skanky actress is worth it
    7.14%
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    100 bucks or a case of vodka, whichever they've got handy
    28.57%
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    10,000 dollars - I'm for sale, but I'm not cheap
    50.00%
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    No way would I ever be in one
    14.29%
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    John Brown did nothing wrong.

  • #2
    To the original op statement
    Apolyton is not a cure for genital herpes

    There are similarities. Like gential herpes, there is no cure for Apolyton, just treatment, which is not proven to be completely effective.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #3
      Is this a message to MRT944 (might have ****ed up the number)?
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
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      • #4
        Did he love a woman who was unclean?
        John Brown did nothing wrong.

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        • #5
          Yes. His girlfriend gave him herpes after she had an MMF 3-way with two other guys during a porn shoot.
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • #6
            I thought it was shagging the fat middle aged director off camera that gave her the herpes, not the actual porn. Might be wrong.
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • #7
              That's actually pretty ****ing awesome. I mean, obviously it sucks, but it sucks in an awesome way.

              Any chance I might recognize the lady?
              John Brown did nothing wrong.

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              • #8
                Well, either way, it's after a MMF threeway.

                Fingercuffs FTW!
                John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                  I thought it was shagging the fat middle aged director off camera that gave her the herpes, not the actual porn. Might be wrong.
                  I think she got the herpes off-camera, but that does not invalidate the chronological order of events.

                  I stated nothing in the way of causation. Just like all those financial reporters who say things like "markets moved higher today as peruvian yak-farming profits soared"
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #10
                    Did he know that she ****ed skeezy guys for a living? Because if he did, then he should have known it was an occupational hazard.
                    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                    • #11
                      I think that she was a stupid college student when he first met her. Then together they went to do a porn shoot at some point in time.

                      She just liked it, and went back for more.

                      The threesome might have been with his involvement?

                      I haven't seen him for a while.

                      JM
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                      • #12
                        I saw MRT posting at CFC not too long ago.


                        "Apolyton is not a cure for genital herpes" - Yet.
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          I only half remember the guy. He must have been most active while I was gone. However, since it's a bad thing happening to somebody else, it's quite funny.
                          John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                          • #14
                            Apolyton might not be a cure, but it's certainly a perventative. Just bring it up in conversation with any potential sexual partner and guarantee you get no STDs.
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #15
                              I met him in Seattle once.
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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