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  • Police believe monkey used to steal from business

    I suspect Japher.

    By STEVE STOLER / WFAA-TV


    MONKEY BANDIT

    RICHARDSON - The owners of a Richardson plant store almost couldn't believe their eyes after viewing surveillance video after a recent theft.

    After a string of thefts at the store, the owners decided to put up security cameras in hopes of catching the bandits in action. However, their curiosity turned to shock when they said they saw what appeared to be a small monkey scooping up plants, flowers and accessories and handing it to someone waiting on the other side of a fence.

    The owners of Plants & Planters called Richardson police, who agreed it was a monkey in the video.

    "And she said, 'You really aren't going to believe this and I know you're going to think I am crazy, but there is a monkey on this video," said Shelley Rosenfeld, the owner of Plants & Planters, of when the manager of the store called her after watching the video. "And I said, 'Really?' I mean, it's really hard to believe a monkey would come over here and do it, but it's pretty clear that it's a monkey."

    Authorities said the monkey got off with a total of 30 to 40 plants, flowers and concrete statues.

    The owner said she asked police to not pursue the investigation because she actually found the incident humorous.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    Yeah, cute monkeys, fine, but what will she say when the gorillas starts ?
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    • #3
      Aren't there some cosmetics that need to be tested on this monkey?
      Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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      • #4
        My faith in simians has been shattered. Is there NO ONE we can trust??

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        • #5
          And she doesn't want to pursue charges. She finds it "humorous". Humorous my ass.
          Tase the monkey!
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Clearly the monkey has been fed thievery-candy by an evil joo!
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            • #7
              You may be onto something.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8

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                • #9
                  MINKEY??? You said MINKEY!!!

                  Yes... a Chimpanzee Minkey

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #10
                    so can a monkey be prosecuted?

                    and don't tell me the punishment is to spank the monkey.

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                    • #11
                      Everything is smaller and hairier in Texas.
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                      • #12
                        lets see if this link works...

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                        • #13
                          That's it!


                          That place is about 1/2 mile away from me.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            Has anybody done "monkey business" yet?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                              That's it!


                              That place is about 1/2 mile away from me.
                              So I'm just going to assume that's your monkey.

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