How to open a banana

[b etor]

i cna't read this. i'm talking to someoneee right now ca==nd=;t comprehend it.

but it'sa good thread i can tell. i loev thatthis site sa ves mypassworkd now. i don't even arec about spelling stuff irght. goooooooooooodnidght.

[SlowwHand]

Great. A night to not remember.

[b etor]

oh i will rememmber. i just can't do much now cos the girl across the hall is being a mother goose making sure i don't sleep with anyone. she's asking how i can type fast when i'm drunk and i'm not even making many errors! it's very exciting. she's lseeping on my floor so i feel kinda bad but she's here by her pwn choice.

i might regret this tomorrow. maybe i just won't log in for a few days.

[b etor]

oooh that vid was cool. my friend showed me how to do that and said some australian told her to do it like that.

[Space05us]

oooh that vid was cool. my friend showed me how to do that and said some australian told her to do it like that.

Conclusive proof that Australians are monkeys?

[Dis]

aren't you too young to drink. As responsible people here at poly, we should urge you not to drink.

I'll just do the half hearted beer slogan. drink responsibly.

[OzzyKP]

Lower the drinking age.

[Thue]

I just tried that. But how about the black thing in the bottom of the banana, which I don't want to eat? When opening as in the video, the thing stays, and I then have use my fingers to remove it, getting my fingers messy.

[Theben]

racist

[b etor]

aren't you too young to drink. As responsible people here at poly, we should urge you not to drink.

I'll just do the half hearted beer slogan. drink responsibly.

the university had a guest speaker come in for our 'alcohol 101' talk. he said that alcohol abstinence talks for college students are stupid cos they know we'll do it anyway. this guy said that we should get buzzed, but not ****faced. and said how to take care of friends who have had too much, talked about taking the keys away, etc. he was a good speaker.
some of the frat houses are just across the street from the dorm. no driving required!
and i buddied up with another girl so we watch out for the other. it's cool. i'm definitely not going to party every night, but i will occasionally. tonight i played rockband. well, more like the guys played the instruments on hard or expert and i sang all the songs on expert. we're awesome basically.
i start classes tomorrow!

[classical_hero]

i cna't read this. i'm talking to someoneee right now ca==nd=;t comprehend it.

but it'sa good thread i can tell. i loev thatthis site sa ves mypassworkd now. i don't even arec about spelling stuff irght. goooooooooooodnidght.

What? Drunk?

IF the top is a bit hard to open, I just cut it slightly to help open the banana.

[Dry]

am I the only one who opened this thread expecting some really hot babe to do something really creative with a banana?

You mean like ...


Warning: Not safe for work, not safe for home, not safe for mental health, not safe for non-Japanese.
... definitively not safe.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Drunk b etor thread

[Dis]

You mean like ...


Warning: Not safe for work, not safe for home, not safe for mental health, not safe for non-Japanese.
... definitively not safe.

Why does it not surprise me that it was Japanese.

And I'm beginning to wonder if the Japanese just put anything on tv.